President Donald Trump, never one for subtlety, has announced plans to transform Alcatraz, the infamous San Francisco Bay prison, into “The World’s Toughest Escape Room,” capitalizing on its notorious history, sources have confirmed.
“Nobody escapes The Rock, but let’s see liberals try!” Trump posted on Truth Social, touting the venture as a “yuge” tourist draw.
The former prison, closed since 1963 for high costs, will be revamped with “sadistic” puzzles inspired by Al Capone’s cell and the 1962 escape attempt, where three inmates vanished.
Conservatives on X are buzzing, calling it a “genius” jab at “woke” California, while Democrats like Nancy Pelosi slam it as “unhinged,” citing the island’s National Park status.
Trump’s team claims the escape room will fund border security, with ticket prices “only the best” can afford.
As of press time, Trump was pitching a “Loser’s Lockup” VIP package for failed escapees, complete with a MAGA-branded straitjacket.
OBAMA, CLINTON, SCHUMER, PELOSI, LIBERAL JUDGES AND ATTORNEY GENERALS, BIDEN AND SON, until death do we part
It’s the new home of the entire Democratic Party and those who stand with them
After a year of throwing down their ridiculous hammer on each other They will cease to exist No judges ! They get sent across the border with their new friends with tar and feathers .
I love it!
Wow, the far lefts complaining about Trump sending criminal illegals to prisons in foreign
lands is really working !
Trump has heard their voices and is gifting them their desires to have their beloved criminal
aliens stay right here close by, like family. He’s going to give them their own waterfront condos from which they can see their liberal friends and neighbors in the heart of the most liberal city and state in the union. Nancy and Gaven are going to be so happy to have family close enough by to visit for the holidays ! What a win for the left ! President Trump truly is a nice man…
Well with the Supreme Court stopping their deportations Where do you suggest these murderers go? And democrats spending billions of our dollars to Lee p the murderers and the illegal in America living off of us Right now the lower courts are making them keep them on hold for their appeals in camps in Texas. Only those he was able to get put left our country And those demons are ant that evil back To kill us off
I say do what the law does to us Execute them And shoot the rest
Oh, there was ONE man who actually did escape from Alcatraz…
His name was Sean Connery ! ( great guy, may he Rest In Peace.)