President Donald Trump, never one for subtlety, has announced plans to transform Alcatraz, the infamous San Francisco Bay prison, into “The World’s Toughest Escape Room,” capitalizing on its notorious history, sources have confirmed.
“Nobody escapes The Rock, but let’s see liberals try!” Trump posted on Truth Social, touting the venture as a “yuge” tourist draw.
The former prison, closed since 1963 for high costs, will be revamped with “sadistic” puzzles inspired by Al Capone’s cell and the 1962 escape attempt, where three inmates vanished.
Conservatives on X are buzzing, calling it a “genius” jab at “woke” California, while Democrats like Nancy Pelosi slam it as “unhinged,” citing the island’s National Park status.
Trump’s team claims the escape room will fund border security, with ticket prices “only the best” can afford.
As of press time, Trump was pitching a “Loser’s Lockup” VIP package for failed escapees, complete with a MAGA-branded straitjacket.
OBAMA, CLINTON, SCHUMER, PELOSI, LIBERAL JUDGES AND ATTORNEY GENERALS, BIDEN AND SON, until death do we part
It’s the new home of the entire Democratic Party and those who stand with them
After a year of throwing down their ridiculous hammer on each other They will cease to exist No judges ! They get sent across the border with their new friends with tar and feathers .
I love it!