U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced legislation that if passed would require everyone to give her a little bit more attention, sources have confirmed.
“This could be the most important bill of our lifetimes,” an emotional Ocasio-Cortez said to fellow Representatives shortly before the vote. “Without it, I won’t be guaranteed the camera time I crave and will have to continue to scratch and claw for it at every opportunity, coming up with new schemes all the time. And I don’t think anybody here wants to see that.”
Despite the litany of other relevant and pressing issues, the House spent half of the day debating the merits of the AOC Attention Bill.
“This is absurd,” said fellow Representative Lauren Boebert. “You can’t just pass a law that says everyone has to talk about you for weeks at a time. Whatever happened to doing it the old-fashioned way, by jerking your boyfriend off at the theater while you’re vaping? I swear, it’s like amateur hour over here.”
As of press time, the bill had failed but Ocasio-Cortez was just happy to have been the center of attention for a while.
PLEASE SOMEONE SEND HER BACK TO THE BAR.
I agree. She is totally incompetent!
How did she pass the bar her and Kamala? I would love to know?
what a whiner—-SHE HAS GOT TO BE MT BETWEEN EARS- GOING AFTER FLAG MAKERS FOR MAKING UPSIDE DOWN FLAGS-NOW THIS. WHAT OTHER STUPID THINGS NOT REPORTED??? AND THIS IS A PICTURE OF SOME ONE ELECTED TO CONGRESS. SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO TENDING BAR.
This is what happens when you vote uneducated MORONS to run our country. A bunch of children running our country into the ground while they play government and fight with each other in the playground.
Clowns to the right of me and jokers on the left…so here we are stuck in the middle…from a 70s song…how are these fools elected is beyond my understanding
She clearly proves the American IQ is dropping like a rock from an airplane. AND she has a lot of company from other States sending the same less intelligent people to Washington AND clearly reflects the effects of Public Education now run by leftist in Washington. I fear for this once Great Countries future
For satire, this hits really close to home
But its really funny
I’m not sure everyone knows this is satire lol
Considering some bills introduced, who knows. 😉
That’s the problem I have with this site. It’s too close to the idiocy that is happening with our government, but not funny enough to identify it as satire. Too many people believe the stories are true.
The voters elected her. They are either stupid or coerced. They need to recall her, and congress needs to work on America’s business!!!
Kind of like the morons that elected MTG or Boebert.
Don’t you have to be at LEAST voting age to run for congress? Oh, sorry, she’s from NY, they don’t follow the rules, after all they are from NY
I can’t believe anyone would even vote for her. What is the matter with ppl? What happened to common sense and logic? It scares me that ding-dong ppl will vote us right into socialism.
I can’t believe the good folks in Congress voted down this bill ?They showed absolutely no compassion for I’llaccoustya I’llexhaustya Kotex’s need for constant narcissistic flow !
Shame on them !
I just think she needs a good humping!
Wouldn’t want a blowjob from her though. Not with them teeth
You mean she’s not getting enough attention? There’s an old saying and it says “Be careful what you wish for” because you may not like what you get!
Cortez has enough attention and any more of it will force someone to shut her lights out. She’s stupid, hateful and has the personality of a psychopath who thinks she’s the best person in this country. Our government doesn’t need another screwball screaming about The Green New Deal and forcing businesses out of their state. She an embarrassment and an egotistical liar who should be removed from her position ASAP. Who in their right mind would vote for this corrupt person? It was either a true election or a rigged one, I tend to think it was rigged. She’s making far too much money and not doing what she’s supposed to be doing for her district. The people should rally up and vote her screeching ass out!!!
AMEN !!!🙏
I’ll say something….
Hey AOC, GFY
She is a bimbo, but cute one! And that’s how she got elected!
Nah…she got “elected” just like O’Biden was…she was SELECTED. She’s too stupid to do much of anything else (just like O’Biden) so she’s ideal as a puppet to be manipulated by her handlers. The money’s a lot better than bartending and prostituting so she’s happy to be where she is. Much more powerful behind-the-scenes people need total idiots like her to be the out-front people carrying out their nefarious plans. Any idiot (especially someone with supposedly an economics degree) should know that you don’t chase away high-paying jobs from your district like AOC did with the Amazon HQ. Any idiot should know that letting millions of illegals easily cross your borders is neither economically nor good for the security of your nation.
The destruction of our nation is on purpose. The idiots carrying out the destruction are just absolutely clueless.
I thought old San Fran Nan would have “ taken care” of AOC very early on, like the first time she went off on Nancy. Now it has expanded into a few more just like her, though at least one just lost his primary, hopefully one or more will also.
At some point, you have to blame the voters in her Congressional district for keeping her in office. She is stupid, has always been stupid and will continue to be stupid. She will replace the Donkey as the symbol for the DNC. NYC voters get what they deserve.
The answer to all her problems, “RED LIPSTICK”.