The U.S. Army smashed its 2025 recruiting goal of 61,000 soldiers four months early by targeting straight men, sources have confirmed.
After years of woke ads flopping, recruiters ditched rainbow flags for rugged “Be a Man” campaigns, featuring beer, trucks, and explosions.
X posts from right-wing users erupted, hailing the shift as “MAGA’s testosterone triumph,” while liberals cried “toxic masculinity.”
The Army’s pivot, backed by DOGE audits slashing DEI budgets, leaned hard into flyover-state bros, with ads blasting “No pronouns, just push-ups.”
Data shows 80% of recruits are male, mostly from red states, drawn by promises of “real warrior vibes.”
Critics slammed the “bro-centric” tactic, but enlistment soared.
As of press time, the Army was scouting Hooters for its next recruitment drive.
Well unless you are fighting the French or the UK Those countries have mostly pecker removal Pink panty, pink fingernails Wussies . Or What Evers!! . And America did too until real men were found And I For one am happy to see our military return to its core mission . Of the military and not the Pussie club . Recently Sen Sanchez complained about republican homos being the only ones that Were allowed to be heard
This is absolutely pathetic If Trump didn’t have at least one of the democrats degendered They would complain .
What a sick joke As the democrats created the explosion of perverts and queers and pedos and LBGTQ +++++. For the pst 4 years they hammered Americans to death with the stupid pronouns. And the brain dead demented in our house was a known pedo who diddled in his own daughter And their hero Ahab raped his way through two terms and made over 36 trips to Epstein island to abuse children. And their token half Black illegal who is a queer married to a man .And their poster child of Tampon Tim . I doubt there is a real Man in the entire Democrat party. Well ! I guess Sen Sanchez ran out of a pronoun to use.
Thank God real men are at the top of the list again. Our military is no longer the butt of jokes around the world . I bet the Russians bet on who had a pecker removal or who wore pink panties