Leftists Demand Grim Reaper’s Release After Global Dead Voter Program Collapses
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left-wing officials across multiple continents entered full panic mode Wednesday after the Grim Reaper was arrested outside...
Democrat Attorneys General Defend Foreign Sweatshops as Essential Part of American Dream
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Twenty-five Democrat-led states filed suit to protect foreign sweatshops from tariffs, explaining that American workers must be...
Newsom Registers Coyotes as Democrats After Learning They Live Rent-Free
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — Gov. Gavin Newsom celebrated an abandoned construction site occupied by coyotes as California’s successful affordable-housing project,...
Carville Flees Democratic Circus After Discovering the Clowns Now Run It
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Longtime Democratic strategist James Carville threatened to quit the party after discovering its socialist wing had replaced...
Fauci Pleads Fifth, Says Bill Gates Has Virus Answers but Requires Microsoft Login
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Dr. Anthony Fauci pleaded the Fifth during a Senate hearing after lawmakers learned Bill Gates once had...
Democrats Prove Party Unity by Trying to Politically Destroy Each Other
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic Party headquarters began splitting Tuesday after former Squad member Cori Bush launched a campaign to reclaim...
Democrats Insist Fraud Is a Myth as JD Vance Keeps Finding Billions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President JD Vance announced that his Anti-Fraud Task Force has stopped $56 billion in suspicious government...
Canada Rebrands NATO Espionage As Multicultural Knowledge Exchange
OTTAWA, CANADA: The Canadian government has condemned Belgium for arresting a Canadian NATO intern suspected of spying for China, calling...
Kamala Harris Preaches About Diverse Communities From Behind $8 Million Worth Of Locked Gates
LOS ANGELES — Kamala Harris reportedly hosted another inspirational preaching session about the importance of living in diverse communities this...
Fauci Testifies Before Senate By Pleading The Fifth To Confirming He Is Fauci, The Concept Of Fauci, And Possibly The Idea Of Identity Itself
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared before the Senate this week and delivered what witnesses are calling “the most aggressively...
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