Today, we put the jokes aside. Twenty-five years ago, on September 11, 2001, 2,977 people were killed in the terrorist...

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NEW YORK, NY — Television newsrooms reportedly stopped broadcasting for eleven consecutive seconds Tuesday after Colin Kaepernick announced that politics...

JOPLIN, MO — A Missouri political campaign reportedly abandoned polling, door-knocking, and yard signs this summer after someone allegedly decided...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington entered full philosophical collapse this week after President Donald Trump granted clemency to 30 people, forcing...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Establishment Democrats reportedly began childproofing the Capitol Friday after Rep. Laura Gillen acknowledged that several DSA-backed candidates...

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Warner Bros. placed the Green Lantern power ring on indefinite administrative leave Thursday after writers discovered the...

DETROIT, MI — Abdul El-Sayed reportedly made a serious tactical error this week: he mentioned JD Vance’s wife one too...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal emergency sirens sounded across the nation Tuesday after Sen. Adam Schiff publicly agreed with President Trump,...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Progressive activists demanded more American jobs Tuesday before immediately clarifying that jobs involving steel-toed boots, alarm clocks,...