NEW YORK, NY — America’s cable-news industry reportedly unveiled a revolutionary journalism standard Monday requiring reporters to investigate every side...

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Hollywood’s political elite reportedly gathered this week to solemnly defend the Constitution before realizing halfway through the...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children’s television entered its “mandatory celebrity politics” era Thursday after Ms. Rachel pledged $1 million to Palestinian...

HOLLYWOOD, CA — American Idol reportedly packed its microphones, golden tickets, and remaining functional extension cords for Georgia this week...

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Leftist cultural authorities reportedly activated an emergency response plan Wednesday after discovering actress Sydney Sweeney had somehow...

Protest organizers announced they had defeated rising fuel prices by purchasing fuel and setting it on fire in the middle...

Rob Sand spent Tuesday denying membership in his political party while standing beneath its banner, wearing its button, and cashing...

An alleged Penn State campus kingpin has exposed a nationwide stimulant market consisting of college students attempting to remain conscious...

After candidate opposing voter identification, Bob Brooks required supporters to prove their identities seventeen ways before entering his “Democracy Without...

Maryland residents emptied their pockets after Governor Wes Moore hinted at joining the 2028 presidential conversation, only to discover Annapolis...