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Biden Hides Nuclear Codes on Safeway Receipt

Joe King by Joe King
May 17, 2025
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In a jaw-dropping revelation, Joe Biden told Special Counsel Robert Hur during his October 2023 interview that he stashed the nuclear codes on the back of a Safeway grocery receipt, according to leaked excerpts published yesterday, sources have confirmed.

The former president, under scrutiny for mishandling classified documents, casually admitted to scribbling the world’s most sensitive secrets alongside a milk and eggs list, claiming, “It was the safest place—no one looks there!”



Conservatives on X are in hysterics, with one user quipping, “Biden’s brain is the real national security threat!”

Trump, on Truth Social, blasted Biden, saying, “Sleepy Joe turned Safeway into a nuclear hotspot!”

The right is calling for a full investigation, while liberals downplay it, with one Dem senator muttering, “It’s just a receipt, relax.”

Hur’s report, already critical of Biden’s memory, now has GOP lawmakers demanding accountability for the “grocery store gaffe.”

As of press time, Biden was spotted at a Delaware Safeway, frantically searching for a receipt he swore had “the best ice cream coupon.”

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Comments 9

  1. Leslie says:
    10 months ago

    Well, obviously someone did look there otherwise we wouldn’t have known about it now. I wonder what other top secrets were just lying around? Can you imagine what further damage Biden could have done if he had four more years in the WH?

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    • Peter Miks says:
      10 months ago

      Agreed 100%. This man was a menace to America. Can you imagine 4 more years of this senile imbecile, and thank God Kumswallow didn’t win. Plus we are finding out how senile this man was with the Hur interview tape being released. It goes to show he wasn’t incharge of anything,let alone his own faculties. This autopen shit gonna bite a lot of dummycraps in their asses also.

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      • Norm Davidson says:
        10 months ago

        The worst part is obviously Biden wasn’t in control but some unelected cabal was. In all probability it was Obama’s illegal 3rd term.

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      • Big Red says:
        10 months ago

        I agree that it’s a good thing she didn’t become our president, but come on, using gutter language to describe someone regardless of who they are makes me almost ashamed to admit that I belong to the same party as you. It’s people like you that helps the rest of the world think that all conservatives are morons.

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        • Bob says:
          5 months ago

          Gutter languagenfor a gutter level person. So, would
          Cameltoes be any better? The Dems habitially smear our great, for real president.
          Hitler? Pedophile? Nazi? “ Dicktator?. “etc. Nothng, absolutely nothing. is too foul to descrbe
          The senile stooge, and his rotten, corrupt, China bribed family, drug addled, miserable son are simply
          beyond any sufficiently foul description.

          Reply
  2. Sue says:
    10 months ago

    Why don’t they just give him an enema and get rid of the little brains he has left.

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  3. John A Breznican says:
    10 months ago

    Your absolutely correct. He was led by Obama thus it was an “Abomination”
    The crazies of the Dummycrat party were all covering for Sleepy Joe. Also could you imagine if Laughing Cowmilla would have won. OMG

    Reply
  4. Tim Shep says:
    10 months ago

    As far as I’m concerned Hurr should have brought this all out to the American public. t didn’t matter whether he could have been convicted or not. He put our national security in jeopardy, not just with his open border’s policy but also with his internal and foreign missteps and in incompetence. This is an egregious security failure.

    Reply
  5. Daniel Baltazar says:
    10 months ago

    Nobody on the Democrats or news media saw this in sleepy Joe Biden huh. Like Joe Scarborower, “Joe Biden was at his best he ever seen him huh 🤣what a joke the Democratic Party has become.

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