In what could only be described as the social faux pas of the decade, Attorney General Pam Bondi is reportedly penning personalized invitation letters to every individual on the infamous Epstein list, sources have confirmed.
The letters, which are said to include an RSVP request, are Bondi’s unorthodox way of rounding up testimonies for an upcoming, highly anticipated legal review.
“Nothing brings people together like a good old-fashioned subpoena masquerading as a party invite,” Bondi allegedly joked during a closed-door briefing. Each letter is tailored with a touch of legal charm, reminding recipients of their potential roles in elucidating longstanding mysteries, all under the guise of an “exclusive gathering.”
Legal experts are baffled by this strategy, with some suggesting it could be a groundbreaking method of legal enticement, while others fear the ethical implications of such an approach. Meanwhile, the social elite are reportedly on edge, consulting with their attorneys on whether the RSVP should be sent via their legal counsel.
As of press time, Bondi’s office was seen ordering a bulk supply of ‘confidential’ wax seals, hinting at the high level of secrecy and security surrounding the dispatch of these unique invitations.
GO! GO! Bondi GO !!!!!.
It’s about time someone had the goalies, to get this into the public domain, so the people can decide if they are guilty of any criminal activities❤️❤️
I cannot wait to see who all took trips in his plane to his island with the little girls.
So? I sniffed the little girls hair and Jeffery banned me from the island! Nothing to see there!
Brilliant idea. We think transparency is the key to this country finally being free from internal corruption.
In my day, slight of hand was the magician’s prowess, now it is the politician’s.
Cant wait for that MUTT DeNiro to be exposed for what he is. Along with most of HOLYWOOD and dont forget the congress and senate. Could have alot of new politicians in office soon. GO AG
Expose your list
I knew it. Hurry up and wait. Just publish the list. Get the chips fall as they may. Unless your name happens to be on that list too, Pam.
With the light shining brightly, what a wonderful world this will be!
Bug Eyed Pencil Neck will be hurdling a cockroach to leave the country.
Shine the light on this matter and prove that changes are here !
Shine the light on this matter and prove that changes are here ! USAID is in the sunlight so how about the Epstein story >>
Waste of time on scumbags who will just lawyers up. They have no conscience or redemption!
Until one big name is brought to trial and sentenced! It’s nothing but a sick pathetic show . And folks we all know that list has thousands of well known names and some that will shock the world. I think it’s a way for those people to set down with her and give their reasons as to why they should not be prosecuted for their sexual abuse and murders of those they stole and held captive.Why are Americans so brain dead they can’t see this is just one place where all those children that disappeared went ! And I doubt there is 10 politicians/ federal employee males and females in DC that hasn’t been to that place . One thing for sure it’s even less of finding a person who lives for God in that evil place Ask Why? Is Maxwell still breathing . Well because BC was her lover.
I for one ! Have seen their treason and crimes . And I am nearly 80 yrs old and not one has ever even sat in a jail. BC murdered the people of Rubyridge and Waco . And Jezebel and the half Black illegal murdered over 1600 Lebanese Children And was responsible for the death of Ambassador Stevens and our military. The people who raped and tortured Amb Stevens and drug his body through the streets until he had no skin . Are the same people who sliced up and raped he bodies of the two little babies that were returned to Israel Saturday. But in Americans minds they were just blobs. I have no doubt that mama whose body was not returned fought to her death to save her babies. And you can thank Biden for the $ 100 million sent to Hamas for condoms and the other $65 million for terrorists. All of which have their eyes set on Americans next .
Half of Americans are no longer a nation of decent people. If they were they would would ask ! Why do democrats fight so hard to make sure American babies die? And they steal and commit crimes right in front of us . And we have fools protesting to stop Trump from stopping the rape of all Americans for the rest of the world
Now tell me again ! If you think there will ever be an arrest.
The aspca backs the 50 million for condoms to Hamas. It protects the goats from std’s !!! It’s good to love animals, just not that way!!
Guess what, many of those creeps have already been tried and executed at Gitmo for “crimes against humanity.”.
Those you see now are actors wearing masks (originally developed by the CIA), clones, doubles, or whatever.
This information is already out and has been for quite a while.
Hang them all and hang them high
I wish this was true!
It’s true! But I didn’t get an invitation. Jeffery kicked me off the island for sniffing the young girls hair. He said it creeped them out.
Hamas uses condoms in their bomb making. Someone needs to clue in the ASPCA.
19 dollars a month, just .63 cents a day will provide a Hamas freedom fighter with enough condoms to protect the goats from rampant std’s. Please help today!!! Call the ASPCA now!
I believe that Epstein was murdered to cover up these names. Not that he didn’t deserve it – he did! But let’s find out the truth finally.
Love your sense of humor, But protect my goats. Where do I send the $19 per month?
The Goatherd