WASHINGTON, D.C. — Terrified moderate Democrats have reportedly formed a secret therapy circle called “Anonymous Moderates” to cope with the...
Read moreDetailsSenator John Fetterman stunned Washington this week after admitting Democrats prolonged the government shutdown as a “national emotional healing sabbatical,”...
Read moreDetailsIn what experts are calling “the boldest theft since the IRS discovered Venmo,” Zohran Mamdani has proposed The People’s Reallocation...
Read moreDetailsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats erupted into what eyewitnesses described as a “synchronized tantrum” after Republicans proposed a bill to dock...
Read moreDetailsA Democratic mayor in New Jersey has officially checked in at the newly opened “Progressive Returns Counter,” sources have confirmed....
Read moreDetailsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Chuck Schumer lashed out this morning after James Comey’s indictment, blasting the Department of Justice for “acting...
Read moreDetailsDemocratic leaders have reportedly hired a consulting firm to retrain them on how to talk like normal human beings, sources...
Read moreDetailsA Trump administration official was physically assaulted at the United Nations General Assembly by what the White House described as...
Read moreDetailsWith Senate Democrats backing away from Chuck Schumer, caucus meetings are now being compared to a haunted house, sources have...
Read moreDetailsPresident Donald Trump rejected Democrats’ budget proposal yesterday, after discovering it was written in crayon and stapled to a cafeteria...
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