WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader John Thune announced today that Democrats’ “shutdown obsession” has officially reached clinical levels, sources...
Read moreDetailsTom Brady will headline a Saudi flag football event in March 2026, a showcase some are calling the biggest international...
Read moreDetailsWashington, D.C. — Senate Democrats have announced that they will oppose any Republican funding bill on the grounds that Republicans...
Read moreDetailsDemocrats are now hawking Zohran Mamdani campaign merch that looks suspiciously like Marxist bobbleheads — complete with tiny hammers and...
Read moreDetailsCalifornia’s Senate has declared that ICE agents must show their faces in public at all times, sources have confirmed. The...
Read moreDetailsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Chuck Schumer warned Friday that the federal government will “collapse entirely” unless Republicans approve a $3 billion...
Read moreDetailsDemocrat hopeful Gavin Newsom is reportedly struggling in swing states because he cannot locate them on a map, let alone...
Read moreDetailsIn a last-ditch effort to win back the working class, Democrats have rolled out a “Blue Collar Speed Dating” initiative,...
Read moreDetailsSilicon Valley tech giants have announced a revolutionary new system to combat President Trump’s upcoming Voter ID executive order—an app...
Read moreDetailsSuburban knitting circles have allegedly transformed into full-scale socialist PACs, sources have confirmed. What began as a harmless Tuesday night...
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