James Comer reportedly confirmed that the Clintons’ long-running game of hide-and-seek with Congress has officially entered its final round, sources have confirmed.
According to aides, committee staff have spent weeks chasing vague scheduling emails, unanswered calls, and cryptic responses that read suspiciously like excuses written by teenagers trying to avoid chores.
Among the more creative explanations were “the dog ate my subpoena,” “we thought this was optional,” and the classic, “I can’t find Bill right now.”
Comer warned reporters that unlike childhood games, this version of hide-and-seek ends with contempt charges, fines, and people in suits who do not laugh or high-five anyone.
President Trump reportedly joked, “If this were me, they’d already be in the streets with flames and pitchforks, starting another, witch hunt.”
He allegedly added that accountability seems to work very differently depending on the last name involved.
Observers noted the Clintons are receiving more attention now for not appearing than they did during Bill’s entire presidency or Hillary’s failed presidential campaigns, proving once again that nothing generates public curiosity quite like strategic disappearance.
Comer concluded by reminding the former first couple that this is no longer a game of tag, but one involving subpoenas, consequences, and very little patience.
As of press time, the Clintons were reportedly still missing, though congressional investigators say they are “getting warmer.”
Have to call B.S. on Hilarys “I can’t find Bill right now!” Hillary has known for years that all she has to do to find Bill is look under Monica !
The Clintons? Serioulsy? The Haters are reaching back that far? I know that “Democrat” and “Doom” start with the same letter (and therefore have to be related, right?); but, likewise, so does “Republican” and “Retarded.”
So how long does it take to get a pass on illegal behavior? Are the rules different for Dems?
Talk about Hillary getting away with things. 1st not being held accountable for 4 deaths in Bengazi. Then having her 33,000 e-mails supenaed by Congress and her managing to have them destroyed( I don’t need some fancy law degree to know that someone who destroys evidence like that to know that someone has an awful lot to hide) and not being held in Contempt of Congress. Lastly her campaign in 2016 created the Russian collusion case of which she should be charged with “High Treason” and be facing a “Capital” sentence