Sean “Diddy” Combs has reportedly filed an urgent request with prison officials demanding that his cell be upgraded with memory foam pillows, velvet bedroom slippers, and exclusive access to the TV room so he can binge-watch reruns of his own music videos, sources have confirmed.
The mogul’s legal team insists that anything less amounts to “cruel and unusual punishment,”citing an Oprah memo on “self-care” and a back page coupon from a Bed Bath & Beyond circular..
When prison staff allegedly refused to accommodate the request, insiders say Diddy doubled down, submitting a follow-up demand for nightly turndown service, a scented candle rotation, and a “no talking after 9 PM” quiet policy for fellow inmates.
The warden reportedly responded by offering an additional scratchy wool blanket and a coupon for half-price instant ramen at the commissary.
Diddy reportedly complained, “I didn’t think it would be like this for me in here. I’m famous, I’m Diddy.” Outside the prison, progressive fans were seen waving his Amazon wishlist and chanting that he should be given whatever he wants.
As of press time, Diddy was threatening to file another grievance unless prison officials also provide him with baby oil refills and a personal DJ for morning wake-up calls.
Oh Diddly Squat, poor little pervert. Give his ass to Bubba.
Well !
This guy is the Black Jeffery Epstein
Being he is black he probably will get luxuries and special treatment that the rest of the prison inmates don’t get.
Why !
Because those like Obama and Oprah and. Tyler Perry used His facilities. Their money and clout kept him in business. And were his constant clients .
That pervert that tortured children and anyone who Hollywood wanted to own. Including every judge and politician Will not see Big Bubba . He is the Big Bubba . Protect the other inmates from him and his benefactors !
Here’s a thought .
They might be funding him in prison with drugs and baby oil to continue their . Perverted acts . There could be no better place to hold their new agency ! No one will suspect
Like Epstein nothing will ever happen to him. His client list includes everyone in our government
T RUMP LOGIC JUST DESERTS 🏜