Ellen DeGeneres has fled the U.S., blaming Trump for her woes, sources have confirmed.
In a tearful rant, the former talk show host claimed Trump’s “toxic MAGA vibes” drove her to abandon her Hollywood mansion for a farm in England.
“His mean tweets haunted my dreams!” she allegedly sobbed to friends.
Breitbart insiders reveal Ellen’s exit conveniently dodges rumors of her show’s toxic workplace—pure coincidence, surely.
Trump, unfazed, reportedly shrugged, “Never watched her show, but I hear it was a real snooze-fest.”
Supporters cheered, suggesting Ellen’s departure proves Trump’s knack for “draining the swamp” of whiny celebrities.
Meanwhile, DeGeneres’ fans clutched their kombucha, mourning her as a martyr of “Trump’s America.”
Critics, however, note her $400 million net worth might cushion the blow.
As of press time, Ellen was spotted pitching a new show: Dancing with the Moose: A English Redemption.
Good riddance.
Let’s have a PITY PART Y for her. Just another Anti-American Democrat that don’t have the guts to stand up and say that they are wrong and Trump is right. This is just another RINO gone. Bye bye
Well that’s two weirdos gone hopefully the rest will follow
WOW HOW FUNNY 🤣 ..IS THIS INCOMPETENT PEDIFIER SCARED THAT EPSTEIN’S PHOTOS TOLD ALL? HE GOT BUSTED AGAIN…WHAT A IDIOT 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Clinton, willie the zipper was not mentioned lately. Thanks for that Deb. Enjoy your TDS!
Well, since Rosie and Ellen are gone, the average looks of American women have gone up a point.
I concur
She fled ! Because her name is as on the flight manifest over 36 times to Epstein‘a island . And the truth is slow and is going to bust out when it does come.
Look at the Egyptian model on her set. That matched the one on Epstein’s Island . Then the death she caused of her employee that caused as a repeated guest on her show.
Consider what she is . She needs to be real concerned as to what God I s going to do to her . It’s Amazing those who do leave are perverts And those who just say they are are wannabe perverts
Follow the money…
No where else in the world could people start with so little and end up with so much.
Start with no real intelligence, no real talent, no real personality, no real anything and end up
with a net worth of $400,000,000 ! Talk to these feckless celebrities tax accountant/attorneys and you’ll discover that their departures have nothing to do with their holier than thou,“America’s a horrible place,” hypocritical, political grandstanding pander !