WASHINGTON — A full-scale meltdown erupted inside the Democratic Party this week after Squad-backed progressives were defeated in deep blue primaries, leaving far-left activists stunned that voters had once again chosen candidates who appeared interested in winning elections, sources have confirmed.
Witnesses say progressive leaders immediately launched into a coordinated response involving outrage posts, emergency Zoom calls, and at least three declarations that democracy itself had been “deeply compromised by voters.”
“We are extremely disappointed in the electorate,” one activist said.
“We gave them hashtags, we gave them speeches, we gave them vibes — and they still chose someone talking about jobs.”
Moderate Democrats, meanwhile, cautiously celebrated the victories, noting that voters seemed to prefer candidates focused on economic concerns rather than what one strategist described as “performance art with a campaign logo.”
The reaction from the progressive wing was swift.
“This party has lost its way,” one Squad supporter declared.
“If we can’t run on ideological purity, viral outrage, and being the loudest person in the room, then what are we even doing here?”
Sources say several defeated candidates were seen refreshing social media in disbelief, insisting they had clearly won based on retweets alone.
Political analysts say the internal chaos has reached such levels that Republicans have adopted a bold new strategy: doing absolutely nothing and watching the situation unfold.
“Honestly, we don’t want to interrupt this,” one GOP aide said.
“They’re doing incredible work.”
As of press time, Democrats were reportedly holding emergency meetings to determine whether voters themselves should be replaced.
Sun Tsu in the Art of War wrote: “When your enemy is imploding, just sit back and watch.”
Republicans have adopted a bold new strategy: doing absolutely nothing Republicans have adopted a bold new strategy: doing absolutely nothing and watching the situation unfold.
“[Republicans] doing absolutely nothing”
Yep, that’s them alright.
ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS AND STUPID ASS HOLES!
Don’t be deluded. There are enough stupid, or clueless, or identity politics, or people who rely solely on Tik Tok to get their information, voters in this country, that could allow the Democrats to seize the House and Senate in November.
The far left is for open borders, teaching children about having sex and are indoctrinated into the alphabet peoples way of life. They are also for easy on crime and defunding the police. And apparently committing fraud and money laundering of tax payer money. Iran has been sponsoring terrorism and terrorist for years, Obama gave Iran billions of dollars which funded terrorist, then come Biden and he unfroze billions of dollars for Iran and again they spent it on terrorist and trying to get nukes.
Results on Democrats meetings to determine “ wether voters themselves should be
replaced ?” Democrats vote overwhelmingly to replace legal voters with illegal ones !