President Donald Trump congratulated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on their engagement this week, sources have confirmed.
What should have been a harmless nod to America’s most over-hyped couple instantly sent Democrats and media outlets into a frenzy, with commentators insisting Trump had no right to be “pleasant.”
“Trump isn’t even a Swifty!” shrieked one former MSNBC panelist before fainting into a liberal tears emergency cushion.
CNN analysts warned that if the public sees Trump smile without horns on his head, “our entire four-year programming strategy collapses.”
According to insiders, Democrats had pre-written 700 hours of content assuming Trump would insult Swift’s cat or challenge Kelce to arm wrestling.
When he instead said, “Good for them, I wish them happiness,” the left scrambled to invent new talking points.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested the comment was “an act of sonic violence,” while James Comey said “I cant be a Swifty if Trump likes her” he was seen later tearing his newest Eros tour poster .” Its just not fair”
As of press time, media executives were frantically editing Trump’s words to sound scarier, while President Trump was reportedly planning to send the couple signed Make America Great Again hats as a wedding gift.
It’s amazing the following that female has. But then again Half of America doesn’t mind being treated like crap. Every sport and music venue is woke and perverted and un- American as it gets And yet fools rush in to give their hard earned money to people who hate them., And This female has been real vocal !
About that hate toward those who don’t share her perverted ideas .
If my son brought that thing home that has been used from coast to coast by both kinds. Including the “”Its””.
I would disown my own child . This Union is not about love . Look close as to who are pushing this and fir what reason. Too many R Hudson’s unions for money . This perverted industry is about money not happiness