Washington, D.C. — Panic reportedly broke out among Democrats after learning President Trump may be awarded damages for years of false investigations — a decision that would officially confirm he’d been telling the truth all along, sources have confirmed.
Insiders say the DNC immediately entered “meltdown mode,” fearing a shortage of pages in their TDS Real Handbook, the internal guide on how to deny every Trump success since 2015.
“Once we run out of denial pages, we’ll have to start admitting things,” whispered one nervous staffer.
Adding to their despair, President Trump told reporters he planned to donate any money awarded to charity.
Within hours, progressives reportedly rushed to create “pre-approved” nonprofits.
AOC announced “We Need More PTO”, a fund to support “emotional recovery from facts,” while Chuck Schumer launched the “Keep My Seat Foundation,” dedicated to “prolonging his employment through panic.”
After realizing the money would actually go to real charities, Democrats demanded Trump not accept it at all.
“If he takes the funds, it’s corruption. If he doesn’t, it’s arrogance,” said Jamie Raskin, visibly sweating.
As of press time, Pelosi was seen stamping “UNAUTHORIZED KINDNESS” on donation forms while AOC tried to trademark “Trump Derangement 2.0.”
Democrats you are all losers and the corruption is showing how much fraud and deception come out of all democrats ever thing you blame on other including Trump always leads back to democrats corruption and lies. Democrats are all on the Titanic on a collision course and are all going down fast and hard. Your party is losing millions everyday because you been screwing the American people for decades and it’s all being exposed. Shutting down the government is only screwing the American people who you think are going to vote for a democrat after what you’ve pulling on them. Your all finished the American people are standing with Trump on no taxpayers money go to illegals at all. You lost more than a trust you lost your own voters. Schumer and dumbass Jeffries should open a Taco truck and try selling your bullsh-t on the street.
AMEN! & Dead on correct! You can throw in the MEDIA as the number one people’s with the
America hating liberal socialist democrats right behind them! Unfortunately as RUSH USE TO
SAY VOTERS ARE UNINFORMED & LOW INFORMATION!
Good,,, donate it all to Turning Point USA
There should be only one charity in America
Only Americans with real needs. Not lazy baby popping out won’t work to take care of their children. people. Or anybody that is not a legal American .
North Carolinians have yet to receive any helpOr any of our places I’m a America that have had disasters and deaths NC being the worst But we can send billions to others As a matter of fact the top 3 biggest snap / welfare are all Muslims. Not Americans
Democrats Ferber to receive appropriate punishments or their treason as well as especially the five Republicans that are democrats in disguise. Lisa M ., Collins , Tom Tillis And Rand Paul And M McConnell . All or destroying any trade that helps Americans
Our military vets should have And our elderly. And not one penny for abortions that kill Americans.