LOS ANGELES, CA — Following his guilty plea for calling in a fake bomb threat to avoid work during the California wildfires, former Deputy Mayor Brian K. Williams has finally faced justice — or at least, the California version of it, sources have confirmed.
Williams’ sentence includes two official wrist slaps, one written apology, and one full day of public service, reportedly picking up trash at a local park under mild supervision.
Witnesses say he spent most of the morning sighing dramatically and mumbling that this was “an abuse of power.”
When asked about the sentence, Williams tearfully told reporters, “It’s cruel and unusual! I’ve never even held a trash bag before!”
He was later seen attempting to call his attorney to appeal on the grounds of “work-related trauma.”
Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass both congratulated Williams on his “courageous admission of inconvenience.”
One Los Angeles resident suggested Williams’ paid leave salary should be donated to fire victims — “since he’s already good at disappearing, at least his paycheck could too.”
As of press time, Williams had completed three hours of his sentence before requesting emotional leave, citing “severe exposure to manual labor.”
He calls him self, an employee and can not do a days work. Are you sure he should that he should be paid?
He’s supposedly a man or a cry baby never held a garbage in his life he should be fired for being a lazy politician what a disgraceful person and this is what our government is all about a bunch of useless lazy people collecting a free pay check. How do these people make decisions foe everyone else when they never did a day’s work in their lives. This is the biggest problem with our government incompetent people trying to make decisions over their heads no common sense anymore. No wonder our government has become the cesspool of assholes. Term limits have to be mandatory because people like him fall through the cracks and remain in hiding soaking up our money. This explains Californias failures.
I ask all of you to remember one thing ?
Have any of them in Washington DC done anything that has helped you and your family.? That started when Nixon opened up China . They made them wealthy and Americans poor ! All while giving the few blue collar jobs that were left to illegals. Expecting to tax the now jobless Americans with the trillions they spend on illegals to have to pay back . They gave all of our industry to foreign countries And our medicines to be made. By our biggest enemy We have only a small GDP Because we make nothing anymore. We are nothing but consumers with no means to make a living. Only those who work for the biggest employer in America . Are ok That’s the Federal government Their lazy stay at home useless employees That are not at home working But are keeping the stores and roads hot! . While taxpayers pay for useless buildings to hold these workers. While being paid salaries they do not deserve.
Trump has tried to make good on his promises Only to once again have all three chambers to simply pass one law in 10 months. All the rest are executive orders like his first term. A ploy well noted for all of us to see. Republicans are waiting for the next democrat to get back in to office . To line their pockets While like Biden they take their pen and remove all that Trump gave to the American people. History repeats itself and we are watching this unfold again. Like 98% of those who sit in positions they were elected to. Lie , lie lie and Yadda Yadda is their motto . Having said that. They have no value or worth. Those of us who work and have to provide are the real backbone of this country. And we are tired of politicians and illegals. Not one who sits in our government on their rear ends . Is Doing nothing but stealing from our treasury and getting benefits like the $6000 per person cost of living they gave themselves . Raises and lifetime positions to dictate And benefits that make even the The king of Saudi Arabia cringe . While we got a mere pittance that’s makes a sick pathetic joke out of our entire country . They are useless and have never had to work a day in their life . They pile up millions of illegals on our backs Never living among them in their walled homes and rich neighborhoods. Same example can be said of Sanctuary cities that claimed it But did not want or own it . All while these kind Threaten removal of Americans rights . Giving only rights to llegals . This same kind is like the woman running for office that is trying to implement a way to always insure her American constituents get only the reports of hate filled so called journalism. By making her constituents pay a $100 per person for her designed propaganda to control . While Americans kiss every illegals anus. This kind of jerk sits and thinks they are our rulers And we must obey them. Then they think they never have to ever leave their position. It’s lifetime until death thing in their minds. And lazy Americans help them to fuel their own agendas By electing the same fools over and over. It’s like voting for the same evil and expecting a good outcome. NYC And California are the greatest examples. It appears they only have 3 people and a closet intifada Muslim in NYC . California has its mafia run Family .Newsom And Auntie Pelosi . To choose from . Out of how many millions. Of people ? Democrats are recycled and never leave They troll the edges of DC until God removes them . And republicans will always be their anus connections for money.
Unless Americans stop with the foolish riots and actually look at what Plantir means to their lives. The saying !
“”When did this happen “”
Will be the joke on their lips until they are removed .Oh I know Trump set this up. He has made some very stupid decisions Including wasting our money to buy the Chinese encrypted filled Tic Tok. A very waste of our money when. Americans are dying and if you every look at Tic Tok. It appears that half of its influencers are freaks or insane . And most definitely haters of the very people they live off of the welfare benefits of .
I laugh at those who support Bernie Sanders. The most lazy man in our chamber. Never worked a day in his entire life. Stole every donation to build his massive 4 homes and wealth .Wants only Americans to live under dictatorship socialism Not himself Or he could not steal and have his wealth . His wife stole millions and was not prosecuted He has the title of ! Being a hippie in the 60’s .The only hippie to be thrown out of a commune for. Being too lazy to clean up his own filthy quarters.
It’s time to stop selling Americans out for money and actually look at what is happening while these enemies within use the dumbest among to destroy their own country.
Real Americans stand with their own people not against them.
As for me I think every Politician should have had to work a Manual Labor job at least half of their life and not be able to become rich after accepting an election. And only one term . And that oath they take . It had better be adhered to or you will see a orange outfit for awhile. They work for Americans not illegals or foreigners.