El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele has Democrats in a tizzy over his Bitcoin swagger and jailhouse jests, sources have confirmed.
When Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) swooped into El Salvador to “rescue” Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was deported in March, Bukele unleashed a Twitter zinger: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the Dems are just salty…”
Van Hollen’s sanctions bill, dropped faster than a bad crypto trade, aims to spank Bukele’s Bitcoin bonanza—El Salvador’s the first nation to make it legal tender in 2021.
Bukele crowed about a 132.354% profit, tweeting, “Don’t take screenshots, take profits!”
To counter torture claims, he posted a video of Abrego Garcia gardening and fishing, smirking, “Such torture. HAHA.”
X fans hail Bukele’s anti-woke hustle, while Van Hollen’s bill gathers dust.
With Abrego Garcia back in the U.S., denying trafficking charges, Bukele’s still dunking on D.C.’s “crypto cops.”
As of press time, Democrats were spotted panic-buying pupusas and Bitcoin, muttering, “Maybe Nayib’s onto something.”














What the democrats did by going there . Was to interfere in another country’s business. It seems he should have arrested them. Next time Americans will pay him to keep them
Democrats are stupid. Interfering in that country’s business for illegals that are not Americans I say it’s ok if you hang them all
Most of the democrats have dual citizenship and illegals are not ours either . I want to know where the piss poor DOJ’s backbone to uphold the law is Democrats are inciting violence and threatening the lives of not only Legal Americans and a sitting president .Just because you are a idiot elected moron does not allow you to break the law
The threats they are doing is Declan war on Americans with terrorists a illegals they brought into this country without our say so !