The FBI has launched criminal investigations into John Brennan and James Comey for their roles in the Trump-Russia probe, sources have confirmed.
The former CIA and FBI chiefs, once hailed as Deep State darlings, now face scrutiny for allegedly peddling false narratives to undermine Trump.
DOJ insiders whisper of evidence suggesting the duo spun tales wilder than a QAnon fever dream.
Social media buzzes with patriots cheering, “About time!” while leftists clutch their pearls, crying “witch hunt.”
General Flynn’s recent call for justice on The Benny Show seems to have lit the fuse.
With files piling up faster than Hillary’s emails, the probe promises to expose swampy shenanigans.
Will Brennan and Comey face the music, or slip away like slippery eels?
As of press time, Comey was reportedly penning a memoir titled A Higher Loyalty to My Lawyer.
