In a recent MSNBC interview, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz lamented that Democrats are utterly exhausted by the frenetic pace set by the Trump administration after just seven days in office, sources have confirmed.
Walz, looking visibly fatigued during the segment, described the whirlwind of executive orders and policy changes as “a sprint that nobody signed up for.”
“Honestly, we were used to a more leisurely stroll to socialism,” Walz joked, rubbing his temples. “This level of productivity is just not sustainable.” The governor went on to explain that many of his colleagues were struggling to keep up, with some reportedly taking power naps between press conferences and others resorting to yoga and meditation to stay centered amidst the chaos.
“It’s like they’re running a government here or something,” Walz quipped, earning a chuckle from the interviewer. The comment section of the live feed quickly filled with emojis of beds and sleeping faces, indicating that the sentiment resonated with many viewers.
As of press time, Democratic aides were seen distributing energy drinks and pillows around Capitol Hill, while a senior senator was overheard requesting a subscription to a meditation app, “just to survive the next news cycle.”
Im not so sure this one is actually satire! A lot of truth right there🫤