As this November’s presidential election approaches, several staffers have reportedly noticed incumbent Joe Biden researching squatter’s rights, sources have confirmed.
“He’s been reading up on squatter’s rights ever since he’s seen some of the latest polls,” said a Secret Service worker that wished to remain anonymous. “He swears it’s just a natural curiosity, but then when he’s reading he keeps saying things like ‘Oh, that’s good,’ or stopping to scribble down notes. I think he’s going to pull some shit if he doesn’t win the election. Mark my words.”
The news follows a troubling uptick in the discussion and implementation of what’s known as squatter’s rights, causing some lawmakers to eliminate them from the areas they represent.
“We’re eliminating squatter’s rights in Florida,” said Florida Governer Ron DeSantis yesterday. “Frankly it’s disappointing that we even have to talk about stuff like this, but if other parts of the country don’t follow suit, we could be looking at the biggest squat of all time come January. How can we be sure that Joe is going to transfer power peacefully?”
As of press time, Trump staffers had unveiled a plan to distribute ice cream cones on the White House lawn should Biden refuse to leave the premises come next January.
Biden is searching; Do “squatters” have the right to vote? Do “illegal immigrants” have a right to vote?
Biden should be reading The Constitution Of The United States Of America! It outlines all these questions he has, further more, he (BIDEN) has already taken a “Sworn Oath” to adhere and protect The Constitution when he took office! So, you (BIDEN) can’t change the rules of The Constitution as you go. Meaning, without ambiguity, “IT IS WHAT IT IS” and any deviation from The Constitution is an “Impeachable Offense”!
Listen, This Dictator does not care about people’s Rights or the Constitution. He has his own LAWS. If he does not like a Law, he says he has the right to change it to fit his thinking. That is why we need to IMPEACH this BASTARD, NOW,NOW, NOW !!! BIDEN’s MAFIA and CORRUPTION ORGANIZATION MUST BE STOPPED !!!
Xiden has been a squatter for over 50 years!