Vice President Kamala Harris caused a frenzy this week after hinting that she “might” run for president in 2028 — a statement so vague it reportedly sent Democratic strategists into “full panic optimism,” sources have confirmed.
Within minutes, the DNC had ordered 50,000 “Kamala 2028: Probably?” shirts, though insiders admit none will ever ship because “the campaign isn’t technically real yet.”
One staffer was overheard saying, “We just wanted to feel something again.”
During the interview, Harris claimed that “some people say I’m the most qualified candidate ever.”
Viewers immediately wondered if she had been exposed to chemicals — or possibly psychedelics.
“Were the people tiny green men? Talking pets? A mirror reflection, perhaps?” asked one amused commentator.
Republicans responded with cautious delight.
“If she runs, we’ll definitely win 2028,” one conservative strategist laughed.
“Her campaign slogan writes itself — ‘Kamala 2028: Maybe!’”
As of press time, Harris was reportedly seen practicing her campaign launch in front of a mirror, pausing halfway through to ask, “mirror ,mirror on the wall, who’s the most qualified of them all”, quickly covering her mouth and whispering “you are”
Kamala Harris,Kamala Harris ……..the name rings a bell but I just can’t place her ??????
When she “consulted” the mirror, it shattered into several pieces.
What a drunken fool. Could not even sit straight in the interview chair.
The rock in my drive way has better sense and is more qualified than that fake.wannabe black illegal woman . She is a Anchor baby without either parent being a legal American born citizen. They broke the law putting her in our house as well as Obama . At least Obama was a lie from day one. Only fools fail to see what either one are Obama is half Black/white and a Indonesian Citizen
Like all demon democrats They never leave. Only fools support her
I doubt there are any new White rich men left for her to climb to the headboard for
If Willie Browns wife had done her job we would not have had this thing in our house
Karma La La Ding Dong,oh man that is the best,lol,even her ole campaign left her for New sum 😁 LMAO
Harris the VP who accomplished absolutely nothing in 4 years But allowed 20 Million illegals invade our country and neighborhoods costing taxpayers Trillions of dollars. Is this what we want democrats to keep on doing destroying our country by making us the not important anymore. They want to change the narrative of American born citizens to who cares. They want total control and power over the people and they can’t get it with true Americans so they want total control change the culture of America and have total control of foreigners. All they want are more votes for democrats so the remain in power for ever. If they ever regain power and control they will open every border again and finish destroying our country for ever. Never ever Trust a democrat ever again.