Kamala Harris struggled to explain President Biden’s decision not to push the Department of Justice to release the Epstein files during a late night appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, sources have confirmed.
According to audience members, the former vice president paused repeatedly, squinted at the host, and appeared to be searching for visual aids before attempting to answer what many described as a straightforward question.
One production assistant claimed Harris asked if the explanation could be simplified using flashcards, puppets, or “one of those big chalkboards with smiley faces.”
Witnesses say Harris eventually attempted to explain the situation using a story about sharing crayons, respecting nap time, and waiting patiently for juice boxes, insisting that transparency must be handled “gently” so no one’s feelings get hurt.
When Kimmel tried to clarify whether the DOJ decision had anything to do with protecting powerful people, Harris reportedly changed the subject to teamwork, empathy, and the importance of inside voices.
Political analysts noted Harris appeared deeply uncomfortable answering any question that could not be resolved with a rhyme, a metaphor, or a group hug.
One conservative commentator joked the interview felt less like a political discussion and more like a preschool lesson on why consequences are optional.
As of press time, Harris was reportedly requesting future interviews include flashcards, cartoon animals, and a snack break before any questions involving law enforcement or accountability.
VP Harris acted like she had a personal interest in the investigation. Who is she trying to protect, herself! Was she one of the girls involved in the case? I’ve never seen so much twisting and turning and still coming up with stupid answers. And, she’s wanting to run as President, WOW!
Having camera on his show,is just one more reason to cancel that asshole