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Kamala Picks Up Shift at Nearby McDonald’s to Prove She Really Used to Work There

Joe King by Joe King
September 28, 2024
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Kamala Picks Up Shift at Nearby McDonald’s to Prove She Really Used to Work There
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In an effort to silence critics that allege she’s making up her previous work history, Presidential nominee Kamala Harris picked up a shift at a local McDonald’s today, sources confirmed. 

“Kamala, what the hell are you doing back there?” asked Harris’ 19-year-old manager Rodney, during yesterday’s lunch rush. “I need fries, and I need them now! I thought you said you’ve done this before!”



Harris, who insisted that she worked at the popular fast food chain during her college years, seemed disoriented and confused, more so than usual in fact. 

“I just waited 10 minutes for my McNuggets,” said Linda Grace, who used the drive-thru while Harris worked. “And before that, the lady on the speaker rambled on and on about absolute nonsense when I merely asked what kind of sauces they had. They need to fire her, I don’t think she’s not McDonald’s material.” 

As of press time, Harris had asked for a bathroom break and ditched her shift just 90 minutes into it. 

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Comments 21

  1. oki says:
    9 months ago

    Lies are the Democrat way of life. Naive Democrat voters like these things. Bull!

    Reply
    • DrSique says:
      9 months ago

      Perhaps Vice President Lies-a-Lot can explain, in her convoluted way, why the cartoon rendering in this article is so much better looking than she actually is.

      Reply
    • richard brownfield says:
      9 months ago

      BREAKING NEWS:::

      you KNOW, why it was Kamila had to leave her shift at McDonald’s? Was because she’s Border Czar; there was a problem with one of the “south of the Border menu items*, “at Taco Bell.
      •. *this was a supply chain issue on taco Tuesday, at Taco Bell.
      L🌮L
      PS:: after Harris cackled; she blamed the supply chain issue on Donald Trump,,
      she went deeper into her campaign, to state
      z”this is a reason why a reelected Donald Trump will destroy democracy”
      😵‍💫🙄👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
      [Infraction for piling on: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ii800-UtWr0%5D

      Reply
  2. XRTO says:
    9 months ago

    She might have been more believable if she had said she worked at a Tim Horton during her years in Canuckistan.

    Reply
    • Willie Brown says:
      9 months ago

      She’s a master of the mouth massage. Belie me, I know!!

      Reply
      • Bill clinton says:
        9 months ago

        Yea, but she has crabs as big as lobsters.

        Reply
  3. Jon Pierre says:
    9 months ago

    Quebec Mickey D #141, 1981 she did fries, then she did the cashier. She was last seen on her knees out by the dumpster with cashier Burtron Malonson.. She was kinda a hot mess back then and didn’t work much , but the garbage cans were always empty!

    Reply
    • Dakotabloe says:
      9 months ago

      I see the same right wing maga maggots are at it again.grow up!! This is Satire, not made up stuff like cnn, msdnc, cbs abc, pbs , OK?

      Reply
      • Americafirst says:
        9 months ago

        You need to grow up if you think other people than you can’s take a joke. The joke is on you bc you are a joke.

        Reply
      • Karen Kirk says:
        9 months ago

        Oh please don’t take this so seriously, of course it’s satire. This MAGA thinks you need to stop objectifying people on the Right who have different views than you GASP!

        Reply
      • Lee says:
        9 months ago

        This “satire” pretty much nails how Kamela ding dong’s time at McD would have gone.

        Reply
      • Patrick Henry says:
        9 months ago

        Hey lefty,

        Would you support a constitutional amendment to burn all of you traitors alive?

        Reply
    • richard brownfield says:
      9 months ago

      Harris embezzled US treasury Funds(she learned how from Joe Biden), And flu to France to learn how to make french fries. Shortly after the class introduction; she was at home because she was an absolute idiot.

      Reply
  4. Nathan Hale says:
    9 months ago

    Kamala did work at McDonald’s, but she was never an employee. She gave free blowjobs (sometimes she did have to pay) behind the dumpster at the McDonald’s. She called it her little “McFondles”!

    Reply
  5. Nathan Hale says:
    9 months ago

    Her favorite line was: “Would you like a blow job to go with your order?”

    Reply
  6. Patrick Henry says:
    9 months ago

    Hey lefty,

    Would you support a constitutional amendment to burn all of you traitors alive?

    Reply
  7. Wayne Billings says:
    9 months ago

    2 all beef patties special sauce,lettuce cheese,spiockles onions on a sesemee seed bun?That was Burger King not McDonalds.They lie about stupidity

    Reply
  8. Bob19006 says:
    9 months ago

    Back then, McD’s counter people had to know how to make change. That pretty much proves she did not work there!

    Reply
  9. Budman says:
    9 months ago

    At least she has a job to go to when she becomes unemployed in January.

    Reply
  10. smc0047 says:
    9 months ago

    Wow. Charming set of commenters. I’m blocking this BS website.

    Reply
    • Tulsa tom says:
      9 months ago

      We will miss you! NOT!!!

      Reply

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