Progressives around the world reportedly entered a state of coordinated emotional collapse after learning Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro had been arrested, insisting the dictator was “this close to a redemption arc” before America ruined everything, sources have confirmed
According to activists, Maduro was allegedly transitioning from narco-terrorist to global thought leader, with plans to pivot into podcasting, climate activism, and vague anti-capitalist TikToks.
“Yes, he rigged elections, ran drug cartels, and partnered with terrorists,” one unnamed progressive allegedly said, “but have you considered the vibes?”
Leftist leaders condemned the arrest as “deeply problematic,” arguing that removing dictators without a diversity panel undermines democracy.
Several U.S. college campuses immediately announced grief circles, candlelight vigils, and emergency syllabus updates explaining how arresting dictators is actually colonialism when Republicans do it.
Meanwhile, Latin American presidents celebrated openly, causing CNN analysts to scramble for synonyms for “concerned.” One anchor reportedly asked if freedom was being imposed “too aggressively.”
Activists also criticized President Trump for acting decisively instead of hosting a six-month summit to discuss Maduro’s feelings.
“We could’ve fixed this with dialogue,” one protest sign read, moments before being printed on a Che Guevara T-shirt.
As of press time, progressives were demanding Maduro be released immediately and given a Netflix documentary.
Well Done! President Trump 👍! The majority of the World is fully behind you, you give him plenty of opportunities to remove himself, over the last 12 months! But the British are waiting for you to do the Same to the Dictator Starmer and his gang, here in the UK! We are just wondering if you could just nip over the English Channel and remove the unelected EU Commission at the same time, if possible! 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸
Amen! Yes we are behind him except for the liberal democrats/socialists/collectivists. They are so delusional!
I can’t believe the Trump administration is being so callus to the Maduro regime.
With Maduro out of power, who’s going to pay the cost for all the various gangs that
his regime has imbedded in our country to sell fentanyl to and murder 100,000 of our young people a year ? And what about the illegal gang members themselves ? Without the drug, weapon and extortion trades how are they supposed to make a living ? Have you any idea how difficult it is to make ends meet on just welfare, food stamp, health insurance and daycare fraud in this economy ? How many dependents that don’t exists is one person expected to declare just to make ends meet ? And then there’s the ancillary damages. What about the Chinese ? How is the Chinese communist party supposed to survive without their Venezuelan market for unrefined fentanyl to do their part in murdering 100,000 young Americans a year ?
And then there’s the hardship to the affluent among us who don’t have to use fentanyl but rather “ the good stuff “ reserved for only the upper echelons. What are our hypocritical business, Hollywood and governing elite supposed to do without their finely refined wonderful white powder ? Are they supposed to give up their Cocaine habits altogether and go back to just drinking ? Oh, the carnage, the carnage ! And what about poor Hunter ? What is he supposed to do now ?
I just don’t believe that Trumps actions have anything to do with the fact that drugs from China funneled threw Venezuela kill 100,000 Americans a year, even though they do. Or that gang members have been systematically embedded into our country, our society and our culture for the purpose of destroying this country from within, even though they have. Or that having a country so close to us in our own hemisphere who accommodates our enemies, including China, Russia and Iran in their plans to destroy us, even though it does. Nope ! I don’t believe any of that ! I believe it HAS TO BE, and for no other reason, other than Donald Trump still has a hard-on for Joe Biden and the Democrat party because of all the amazing and wonderful shit they did for ( to ) our country during the last four years they ran it !
Oh, I almost forgot…
And because the mean orange man wants to be a dictator !
MORON
DEBORAH,
Look up the words “ satire “ and “ sarcasm “ then reread the post…
You might enjoy it more !
You are an excellent Satirist (Geez. Hope I spelled that right 🙂 Unfortjunately many who are on the Left have been so successfully brainwashed by the Democratic law makers (or is that takers?) that they cannot help but belive all they are told to think believe Trump is a Dictator-Monster. That three quarters of the country voted for this man based on his campaign promises (which he’s doing his level best to keep and succeeding on most of them) means nothing to those who have been told narratives with monotonous regularity that come from Superman’s Bizarrpo World. I’ve tried politely arguing with left voting friends, being careful to be respectful. example: You know, he has helped the… “racist !”, If you take a look at some of the current res…..”Fascists !!!” You know, it is well documented. Trump never said tha……”He’s a dictator ! No Kings !!!” And exampless of that nature.
That 25 or so percent just litterally HATE Trump, whether it’s his looks, manerisms, or that he isn’t Kamala to begin with. I’ve tried to have civil conversations with friends who are Democrat. But they have been successfully programmed by the huge media proportion that it’s just not possible. Can’t we all just get along ? I don’t want to come down hard on the Liberals. They can’t help it really. I miss the old Demcrats that you could at least talk to without them getting so pissed off that you just can’t reason with them. There is no common ground unfortunately. Kudos to you Joe, for your well measued reply to Deb. You weren’t arrogant. You just sort of touche’-ed her with little psychological harm. But unfortunately, hilarity will not ensue. 🙂
Love it!
Thanks, U.S.and J.M.
Glad you enjoyed ! 👍😊
Great Job Trump Administration!!! And all you people that love criminals, leave the country!! You don’t appreciate freedoms you have, so sad for you and your families 😭
You Mean Leftist Want “Never Elected” Maduro To Be Free? No Punishment For For Killing Millions Of Americans
With illegal Drugs He Purposely Sent Here? Why Do Leftist Claim To Feel Sorry For People of Color, Yet Turn Their Back On Upright American Citizens?
Maduro is responsible for the deaths of millions of Venezuelan people as well as millions of Americans.
Progressives/Leftists will probably try to award Maduro the Nobel Peace Prize.
Great Job Mr. President this needs done by all governments to free their countries of illegal drugs, and the killing of idiots that take them, always new that government officials where in on this they get kick backs from drug lords, they need Fired Arrested, Prosecuted, and all their assets property,here and abroad confiscated all money from sale of property and bank accounts sent Directly to Social Security, that these criminals have been stealing from for decades, including those retired politicians that were involved, and do it Immediately no years do it in weeks, we all know some that need arrested immediately pelosi, schummer, schiff, romney, mcconell, many others