Zohran Mamdani reportedly gave illegal aliens “resistance training” that consisted mostly of telling them to hide indefinitely while he prepares to redistribute wealth that no longer exists, sources have confirmed.
In what critics are calling “socialism meets improv comedy,” Mamdani instructed attendees to “stand up to ICE by staying in private spaces… forever.”
A message that confused many since it combined aggressive defiance with the survival strategy of a house cat.
One attendee asked, “How do we work if we never leave home?”
Mamdani reportedly smiled like a man unveiling a magic trick and said, “That’s the beauty of socialism. I’ll just share the wealth!”
When someone politely reminded him he isn’t even in office yet, Mamdani allegedly whispered, “Shh. Not important. Just stay hidden, stay silent, and vote for me next election — like you did last time.”
Economists say the math behind Mamdani’s plan depends heavily on wealthy New Yorkers staying in New York.
Unfortunately for Mamdani and his followers, that population is currently relocating to Florida with the urgency of people fleeing a burning building.
One Republican strategist noted:
“At this rate, by the time Mamdani takes office, the entire upper-income bracket will be living in Naples, Florida, sipping margaritas and laughing. ”
Another said “There won’t be any wealth left to share — except maybe whatever’s in the Times Square fountain.”
As of press time, Mamdani was reportedly drafting a new policy proposal titled ‘Stand Your Ground, But Indoors,’ which sources say is just a blank sheet of paper with the words “Trust Me” written in crayon.
No offense, He needs to go back to India. I’m sure they have politicians there. He wants to get all the Jewish people out of NY. They have been there longer than this idiot. Just my opinion🙏😠🙏🙏
Unfortunately, the old adage that we get just the kind of government we deserve is true.