In an audacious move that has international observers scratching their heads, Senator Marco Rubio is en route to Panama to deliver a stark ultimatum: return control of the Panama Canal to the United States, or America will backfill it with rubble, sources have confirmed.
This extreme diplomatic strategy reportedly aims to “make the canal American again,” according to Rubio’s aides.
Armed with a suitcase full of U.S. soil samples and a PowerPoint titled “How to Fill a Canal,” Rubio intends to demonstrate his commitment to reclaiming the historic waterway, which has been under Panamanian control since 1999. “If they don’t want to cooperate, we’ll just fill it in and build a bigger more beautiful canal through Costa Rica,” Rubio stated confidently as he boarded his flight.
The proposal has stunned both Panamanian officials and environmentalists alike, with the latter concerned about the ecological impact of converting a major waterway into a potential interstate. Panama’s government has yet to respond formally, but local media speculate that the offer might be dead in the water.
As of press time, Rubio was seen floating paper boats in a hotel fountain, practicing his negotiation tactics while muttering, “Let’s see them ignore this.”
Wow, what a great place to dump nuclear waste 😵💫
If we ignore him, will he go away?
Yes, if you ignore Joe King he will go away and so will SKRAPE.
This is a contemptuous look at the news.
We have a lot of old heavy ships that we can fill with rocks and take them into the canal and sink them in the canal, one right after the other, will be a start of ending the canal if they don’t want to give the rightful owners of the canal back the control. (also) we can fly over the canals dropping large rusty heavy equipment out of miliary cargo planes to aid the sunken ships we just junk for fill.
Way overdue. It is always way more difficult to take back what some idiot self serving politician gave away in complete disregard of a signed agreement. It is imperative the US control of the Panama Canal is restored. ASAP
Critical to our countries defense.
After years of negotiations, and with the advice and consent of the US Senate, in 1977 the Government of the United States concluded a treaty with the Government of Panama calling for the gradual transfer of full authority and control over the Panama Canal to the Government of Panama. Who will want to make a treaty with us if we do not keep our word?
I would break our word if it was used to deter and/or stop the Chinese Communist Party from attempting to derail our ships from passing through the Panama Canal by levying outrageous charges against the U.S. After all, how many times in history have treaties (words) been broken by other countries around the globe to promote that countries security and growth? Before you go and criticize our country, be sure you have all the facts straight!! Trump knows only too well that n order to meet the enemy head on, “Fight Fire With Fire! America First always!!!!
I would break our word if it was used to deter and/or stop the Chinese Communist Party from attempting to derail our ships from passing through the Panama Canal by levying outrageous charges against the U.S. After all, how many times in history have treaties (words) been broken by other countries around the globe to promote that countries security and growth? Before you go and criticize our country, be sure you have all the facts straight!! Trump knows only too well that n order to meet the enemy head on, “Fight Fire With Fire! America First always!!!!
Barry you left out the Panama Canal being taken over by the communist Chinese party, not the agreement, wake up you idiot
Hear, hear!!!