Nigel Farage’s DOGE unit uncovers a scandalous spending spree on migrants, sources have confirmed.
The bombshell report reveals hundreds of thousands splurged on fast food feasts and Netflix binges for asylum seekers, while hardworking people scrape by.
Breitbart’s exposé details how taxpayer funds fueled a KFC-and-chill lifestyle, with migrants allegedly ordering buckets of fried chicken and streaming Squid Game on loop.
Farage, waving a McFlurry receipt, declared, “This is an outrage—our money’s funding their Happy Meals!”
The DOGE unit, sniffing out fiscal mischief, claims the Home Office greenlit these lavish perks under a “cultural integration” loophole.
Conservatives are fuming, demanding an end to this “all-you-can-eat asylum buffet.”
Meanwhile, leftists argue it’s just “humanitarian takeout.”
The report has sparked calls for a full audit, with Farage vowing to “drain the swamp of nuggets and subscriptions.”
As of press time, migrants were reportedly spotted pitching a Netflix original, Asylum Appetites, to fund their next Deliveroo order.
