Following his high-profile fight with YouTube star Jake Paul being streamed on Netflix last night, Mike Tyson has reportedly called out the young cast of Stranger Things for his next fight on the platform, sources have confirmed.
“I’ll fight all of them kids, I don’t give a shit,” said Tyson, during a press conference shortly after last night’s bout. “One of them, all of them, whatever they want. I’ll take on all those pipsqueaks. I don’t care if they’ve hit growth spurts or anything like that, I’m ready to make sure that the next season of Stranger Things is the last.”
The challenge drew mixed responses from fans.
“I kind of get it as a cross-promotional thing,” said local Netflix subscriber Ben Lynch. “But on the other hand, I think those kids are all still pretty young. They haven’t trained for boxing or anything like that, and frankly, I think Mike Tyson would make quick work out of any of them. I sure hope they don’t take the fight. Although I’ll absolutely watch it if they do.”
As of press time, Tyson clarified that the “big ass sheriff dude,” from Stranger Things was not allowed to participate in the prospective bout.
Com’on, Skrape. I know you can do better than this. I won’t get any good material for my stand up act with crap like this! How about something about nancy puklosi disintegrating before our eyes?