The nation was left confused Christmas afternoon after several prominent Democrats were spotted celebrating the holiday they previously warned was dangerous, divisive, or in need of immediate regulation sources have confirmed
Gavin Newsom reportedly shocked aides by openly celebrating Christmas just hours after participating in what sources described as a “preliminary brainstorming session” to restrict it in California.
Witnesses say Newsom appeared cheerful, insisting the celebration was fine because it was done responsibly and with government-funded vibes.
Kamala Harris was overheard reminding staff that Christmas in America is “a big moment” and that her presence during it “really matters.”
One aide said Harris spent much of the afternoon emphasizing how important Christmas feels now that she is near it.
Hillary Clinton continued laying low amid recent subpoenas, citing illness, though reporters noted she appeared perfectly healthy while visiting friends in Washington, D.C., earlier in the day.
Sources say she avoided cameras but not appetizers.
Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries was seen opening gifts he bought for himself, thanking himself graciously, then privately complaining that the gifts were disappointing.
As of press time, we want to thank our readers and hope you’ve had a wonderful holiday season. Merry Christmas from your friends at The Daily Skrape — Joe King & J.K. Around
Love the Jeffries complaining bit! Hilarious!