LOS ANGELES, CA — Musician and part-time political activist Neil Young announced he is pulling all of his music from Amazon to launch his own streaming service, Neilazon — a “safe space for people who think Trump is mean and suffer from TDS,” sources have confirmed.
According to Young’s press team — formerly known as The Teletubbies — Neilazon will exclusively feature “music made by artists who don’t like President Trump because he’s Republican.”
Early supporters such as Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg, and Gavin Newsom hailed it as “the cultural breakthrough America needs — a new way to express ourselves without any measurable talent.”
Critics laughed when they learned subscribers will be charged $40 per month and receive a reusable tote bag made from recycled protest signs and a daily notification reminding them that Trump is still our President, to help fuel their “inner rage.”
At the launch, Young explained: “Amazon betrayed the resistance by supporting America. Neilazon is for people who still believe in music, feelings, and controlled outrage.”
As of press time, Jeff Bezos had yet to comment, reportedly too busy operating the largest online retailer in the world. Sources close to Jeff say, “We think he’ll sleep just fine over the loss.”
FUCK NEIL YOUNG AND ROSIE O’COMMIE !! The world would be better without either of them !
Agreed!!!!👍
👍👍👍👍👍 lets add dinero,colbert, Kimmel, & the entire democrat party!
👍👍👍👍👍 lets add dinero,colbert, Kimmel, & the entire democrat party!
Who needs Neil Young? Crosby, Still, and Nash were much better without him.
AGREED!!!!!!!!!!
Building his legacy on hate… we don’t need him or his music. Or any of the lefty haters. Buh bye👋
Apparently the stupidity of Young et al needed more fuel to stoke their hate. If only they received a giant Dope Slap to wake them up and turn their energy to do something constructive. Alas, the mind is a terrible thing to waste… or lose.
OMG, Neil Commie Young is against Trump. The sky is falling or is that him and the democrat party falling? Haters will hate. Their just upset that the drunken Cackling hen didn’t win so they can continue to screw American taxpayers.
Neil who???
“ Old man look at my life, I’m a lot like you were ! “
Yes Neil, when your young ( pun intended ) if your not liberal, you don’t have a heart…
“ I hope Neil Young will remember, a southern man don’t need him around anyhow ! “
Yes Neil, when your old if your not conservative, you didn’t have a brain !
Or maybe Neil Young just grew up and became Neil Old , and crotchety ?!
We’ll I’d rather have a mean President that gets things done than one that does absolutely nothing other than let our country get overrun by illegals and then give away my hard-earned tax dollars. Neil Young and most of Hollywood should go find another country to live in and make it liberal. Our founding Fathers never intended this nonsense.
I ask you all . What is this kind of hate and rhetoric doing to Americans ? Playing to a base of the most unintelligent among us. As a nation we should be standing together. Americans with Americans not illegals. This kind of Rhetoric was not used against the last administration that nearly destroyed this country with people like this idiots help . For the first time in over 50 yrs our country is having to wake up to the evil people we made rich . What fools like this man doesn’t get is.
All of you who are saying and writing and spewing and destroying America And you hate a man . Only ! Because you have been sucked into what you are told to believe by the very people who hate you. Only because evil people like this idiot who doesn’t know Trump personally or will he ever be in his inner circle. Like millions of us who know that to hate someone will destroy your soul. Only a fool ( Ps-53:1) destroys It shows how stupid and evil you are. Compared to TrumpWho has worked tirelessly to do what he promised. . I ask all of you Name a past President or Politician that has had as much destruction of our country to have to change . In order for this nation to exist ?
This mess belongs to many presidents and politicians The truth and facts are Every democrat who has ever and does hold a position steal and lie and destroy
Name one democrat that actually works for Americans? For that matter ! Name a person who has been made rich off of the money of the people Who actually stands for America?
I suddenly dont like Neil Younf=g anymore Buh Bye
Crosby, Stills and Nash were always better before Young came along!!!!!
Yup ! 👍🤣
“ You, when along the road, must have I code, that you can live by…”
“ And teach, your children well “…
Because our public servants in the “nanny state” sure aren’t going to !