Senator Adam Schiff has reportedly opened a legal defense fund because, believe it or not, all his money is tied up in a mortgage on a treehouse—conveniently located in Neverland, sources have confirmed.
The whimsical structure was allegedly co-signed by Peter Pan and Nancy Pelosi, built as a sanctuary for Schiff and the “Lost Boys of the Woke Left” to escape accountability.
But ever since Trump’s comeback presidency took root, Schiff’s treehouse equity has withered.
The Neverland Bank has already stapled “Foreclosure Coming” signs to the tree’s trunk, warning the senator that pixie dust won’t cover missed payments.
So far, Schiff’s woke allies have donated what they call “emotional currency”—boxes of emotional support stickers, participation trophies, and Post-It notes reminding him that “Your Feelings Matter.”
Schiff insists that won’t keep the lights on, warning his fellow Lost Boys that unless they donate quickly, the treehouse will be gone forever, taking democracy with it.
The defense fund promises generous rewards for backers, including feathers from Schiff’s imaginary wings, framed prints of his famously blank Russia dossier, and even weekend retreats at the treehouse, where hot cocoa is reportedly served by AOC in fairy wings.
As of press time, Schiff was spotted outside the Capitol clapping his hands and shouting, “I do believe in collusion! I do! I do!”
So stupid just say what it is
What a putz.
Wonderful play on play of the characters actual behaviors .
Perfect analogy using Peter Pan . As PP was Disneys first no gender cartoon Character. Despite the name Peter . Adam Schiff being a gender confused person Himself . Who is well known for his overly murderous use of little boys. Especially black boys around the age of 12 Hidden cabins are his choice of secret places.
Over 89% of the democrats in our chambers are geriatric nursing home dementia people So make believe is the world they live in. Reality and truth are nothing they know ! This rendition is more truth than you think. This is the real world of democrats. Magic must have been performed on Pelosi. Being she fell down 3 flights of marble stairs at the age of 85 in Germany . And broke both hips Only to be back in her office and was seen. Two weeks later with a cane at Trumps State of The Union Address. Goods drugs like we don’t get or synthetic human. Either way . Over 85 means you stay in rehab for months Ask anyone who has broken just one hip ?
As for the younger democrats like AOC and Jasmine Crockett . Both were raised in wealthy families. And they do not live in the real world . Neither one live among real people. Because the Land of Oz is a place that Satan built
If you don’t think so .
Think. It’s all about magic and witchcraft. Both belong to Satan. And so does this person who pretends to be a man .