Tragedy was thankfully averted earlier today, as a massive highway traffic accident consisted solely of self-driving cars, sources have confirmed.
“Never been on a call quite like this one,” said EMT driver Ben Greer. “I saw about a half dozen cars all mangled to hell when we arrived. I got out the jaws of life and went looking for someone to save, and well, I couldn’t find anyone. I thought it was an elaborate prank or perhaps I was in a dream until I noticed they were all Teslas. Now I see what happened here.”
Though no one was harmed, many of the Tesla drivers were angry to learn about the traffic accident.
“What? My car was in an accident?” asked local Tesla driver Martin Gafford. “Ah, crap! Well was it able to pick up my Applebee’s order safely or not? Do the police have my boneless buffalo wings, or what’s going on there? Ugh, this is so inconvenient for me.”
As of press time, the self-driving tow truck that had been dispatched to the accident was struggling to make progress in clearing the scene.
Anyone who lets a vehicle drive for them are not to smart.
I CAN PAY people to say I’m smarter than anyone else is, so’s I can bitch when no-one does, but they still have to say they are dumber (it worked for the recent billion-$+ bide &- kamala campaigns)
Might want to consider not flying anymore, pilots are babysitters now.
this has to be a joke, if not, mankind is in serious trouble.
Watch “Leave The World Behind” on Netflix.
Yes, according to many democrat scientists and rasist experts, mankind is facing serious trouble due to issues like climate change, biodiversity loss, resource depletion, nuclear threats, and growing inequality i.e. Joy Reid, Al Sharp’o
Madcow and the Cows of the View.
Soon will be if we continue on this path?
We do not have the technology for safe self driving cars. Just look at the drones in New Jersey no one can figure out. Evil people will figure out how to cause horrible accidents and never be caught. Or simply steal ones with hot chicks inside.
Or a Hot chick looking for something ?
I wanna hack one and have the hot chick pull into my garage!
…in related news, Tesla stock soared to new heights, “green” investors saying that this represented a giant leap forward in AI technology.
Why is a mouse when he spins???
A spinning mouse is a representation of perseverance through confusion.
Never buy Tesla cars, the technology of self driving cars is NOT advanced enough to make it worth while.
That’s it! I’m no longer taking a nap while my computerized car is driving!