In a dramatic twist of irony, the Secret Service’s attempt to dismiss agents hired under Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives has been thwarted by an Obama-era judge, sources have confirmed.
The agency, which had been planning to return to a merit-based hiring system, was stopped in its tracks by a court ruling deeming the layoffs illegal.
In response, President Trump took a mischievous approach by reassigning these agents to provide personal security for former presidents Clinton, Obama, and Biden. However, the trio quickly declined the service, citing a preference for agents selected through traditional, merit-based criteria—specifically requesting male agents with robust resumes.
“This is about safety, not social experiments,” remarked one spokesperson, scrambling to handle the public relations fallout.
Caught in a bureaucratic bind, the Secret Service has been forced to shuffle assignments while it appeals the decision. Meanwhile, the rejected agents find themselves in a professional limbo, with some reportedly considering writing tell-all books about their brief stints protecting high-profile Democrats.
As of press time, the Secret Service recruitment page had quietly removed all mentions of DEI from its requirements, replacing them with old-school qualifications like “sharp shooting” and “sunglasses proficiency.”
One of the most prominent flaws of Leftists…..hypocrisy !!
Just have these DEI hires at the ready for Dem needs such as protecting leftist judges and politicians, gay parades, public speeches, rallies, marches, etc.
no one after they are out of the white house or politics should have protection they do not need it they are rendered useless after their term , who the hell are they to waste taxpayer money again on themselves, it is stupid and not needed they are rendered useless anyway after they are gone from politics, clowtons definetly do not need it and obammy who gives a croc and booben the useless really really should not have it, Government is finally we all pray going to get cleaned up.
YES! AND THEY CAN ALL AFFORD THEIR OWN SECURITY WITH WHAT THEY HAVE MADE FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
They are considered a security threat because of their level of knowledge on secrets and top secrets information, this is why they’re still protected afterwards. So I understand it. I used to say the same as you because it didn’t make sense since I always thought the Founder’s just went back to their daily lives without any protection and other things they still get after leaving office. What I don’t get though is why past presidents are briefed on issues after they leave office. They’re job is done so what possibly could telling them issues outside of public knowledge could gain us makes absolutely no damn sense.
Simple ! Bill these three for all the DEI agents salaries and perks and the judge As well . Let’s see how long these three last.
They created these problems and with the help of their Hitler run media’s they blame others for their crimes
Democrats are the enemies within And these thre are at the top of the list
As usual, they hypocritical Democrats determine what is good for you is not good enough for them. How telling.
Soooooo many dumbasses believe this shit. It’s literally a satire website. 🤦😒🙄
Ok this is funny stuff. If this was true I would be doubled over in laughter. As far as DEI (democrat elitist insurrection) goes it is a dangerous situation to put in charge of the Secret Service a person who was in charge of cheetos.