Michelle Obama’s recently released “rare casual photo” reportedly required 47 crew members, six synchronized wind machines, and a backup lighting team flown in from three states away, sources have confirmed.
Insiders say the supposedly spontaneous moment took Annie Leibovitz 14 hours of sunlight sculpting, including repositioning the Earth by a quarter degree to “get the right emotional warmth.”
Four stylists allegedly fought over the aerodynamic angle of a single hair strand, with one shouting, “IF THIS HAIR FALLS WRONG, AMERICA FALLS WITH IT!”
Witnesses claim a NASA-grade lighting rig was rolled in “just in case the divine glow wasn’t divine enough,” along with a backup generator strong enough to power a small city.
The resulting “casual” image reportedly cost more than the last two seasons of several major Hollywood shows — leading one studio insider to whisper, “Honestly, the Obamas act better than half our union roster.”
White House staffers compared the shoot’s production budget to a Marvel film, minus the plot holes.
One aide confessed, “If Congress performed this well, they’d actually get something done.”
As of press time, Annie Leibovitz was reportedly requesting another $600,000 to retouch the “emotion of the breeze.”
Fake ,fake ,typical from the Obama’s
To D: The Obamas rock!😎 the Bible is truth!!!!! DJT lives on Pluto… his approval ratings are the worst in since polls started… somewhere around 38%. The price of turkey is down so is gas but millions and millions of people will go without healthcare and jobs while on planet Pluto everything is great! For all to see there were 7 million American people who marched on NKD rallies. There will be millions more at the next event. That will appear fake for those who don’t believe but you have your head up your a** if you don’t believe DJT and his how administration will be impeached, convicted, and removed because they are clearly not following the US constitution.
Jesus was WOKE…. Anybody who says he was not should read the Bible.
I can’t speak for all liberals, but as a liberal…
I wonder why Christians hate Christian values so much.
You’re going to hate me, but I’m an honest guy so I’m going to tell you this. I’m a liberal atheist.
I was raised in multiple churches by a born-again Christian mother. I didn’t become an atheist for a lack of trying.
So, for my entire childhood, I went to church. I attended Bible studies. I was in Youth Groups. I sang in the Youth Choir and then the Adult Choir with real robes! My first reading of the Bible was the King James text. My mom bought me the Scofield Reference Edition for my graduation. In college, I dated a girl who was trying on the Southern Baptist church and I attended church with her and a few Bible Studies. I bought my very own Scofield for the NIV edition. Read the whole thing all over again.
It was then, as I closed the book after the final page, I decided I’d never pick it up again. Oh! The contradictions! Verse after verse negated what had been written in other parts of the Bible. I’m not the only one who noticed. The contradictions were right there, annotated by Scofield. The contradictions are known to their own scholars.
I tell you this to provide enough background that you may trust that I fully understand your religion. I understand the values of Christ.
I hate to break it to you, but Jesus was FUCKING WOKE.
Feeding the poor. Healing the sick. Preaching kindness. Teaching charity. Washing the feet of the leaper. His parents were displaced and seeking shelter, just like an immigrant. He was homeless, roving the countryside with his flock. He asked us to love our neighbors and to invite the homeless into our own homes.
It’s all right there in the red ink of the New Testament.
Do you know what he didn’t teach?
Build the wall. Not in there.
Just kiss them. Don’t even ask. Just kiss them. Not in there.
Grope your neighbor’s pussy. Not in there.
Build a mega-Joel Osteen temple and fly G7 planes to Davos? Not in there.
Call liberals names and say that we should be killed for doing HIS works? Not in there.
As I told you before, I’m an atheist.
I could not reconcile the actions of Christians to the words of scripture. And frankly, I couldn’t stand hanging around with you anymore. So I left.
What do I do? I work for a large City, helping deliver services to our 500,000 citizens. I work with our police department. I work with our Courts. I work with our Parks Department. I donate time and money to our local food banks to feed the poor.
When tragedy strikes? While you are sending thoughts and prayers, I’m out there asking how I can help. What can I do? Where do you need me? How can I help to lift this rock out of your path and to ease your burdens?
Why do I do those things? It’s possible I learned about them from you when I was a teen. Maybe I learned them from my time as a Presbyterian. Maybe it was when mom joined the United Church of Christ. Maybe it was when I attended Catholic services with friends. Maybe it was when I was a Baptist for a couple of semesters. Maybe I’m just a nice guy.
But I’m a liberal so you don’t value me or what I do. You don’t want to know your neighbor.
That’s okay. I never ask the people I help if they are good enough to receive my help. I don’t look at their skin. I live in Arizona. I don’t care if my neighbor came from Mexico, or Honduras. I don’t ask. I try to help where I can.
So I ask you. You wrote this question. You assume I hate you.
Why?
Maybe you resent me for living the values you now deny.
Maybe it’s time for a little self-reflection.
And before you pound your keyboard trying to demonstrate how wrong I am, please try to remember:
WWJD?
Hint: He wouldn’t do that.
Source: Quora 11-19-29
You obviously didn’t take your Prozac today, did you.
But doesn’t everyone have Obamacare?
Hope she was able to airbrush out that nasty bulge.
Sounds like your doing what Trump is does, but on a more local scale than a national or world wide one !
Kudos to you ! Keep up the good work ! 👍
AC, maybe it was when you tripped over Bidumbs bicycle and cracked your head!!!