Running out of material, the far left spent the weekend insisting President Trump had died, sources have confirmed.
While leftists lit candles and updated their bios to “mourning activist,” Trump was very much alive — eating steak, waving to supporters, and posting like a man who refuses to leave the stage.
Staff said he looked more confused than concerned, pausing only long enough to ask, “Do I look dead?” before ordering dessert.
Woke activists collapsed into hysterics when Trump logged on to X, declaring himself “basically the Terminator” and uploading a photo of himself dancing in a graveyard, grinning as if to say you can’t cancel me if I’m already haunting you.
The image reportedly sent progressives into collective shock, forcing HR departments nationwide to process emergency requests for “grief PTO,” “self-care sabbaticals,” and “crying in beanbag chairs.”
Conservatives laughed, noting that if the left can demand we pretend men get pregnant, the least they can do is admit Trump is still alive and still winning.
As of press time, leftist organizers rescheduled their Day of Mourning three times before canceling altogether after realizing Trump had posted again, this time eating ice cream with two thumbs up.
Americans are in extreme danger from our enemies within. Namely our own people
We as a nation must stand against these evil people among us . And as we all can see and hear for ourselves what a evil disgusting group of democrats / republicans have become . This title “”PROGRESSIVES“”is for a people who are so disgusting and vile .And is meant to soften in the minds of a more gullible programmable people .The persona of a. Seemingly group who are people of visions of a great future. When in fact they are nothing more than evil wrapped in a NAZI candy coatIng. The things they do rival that of Mussolini . The number one person in the world that killed more of his own people than anyone else Until Chinas MAO . There’s nothing about this group of people who claim to be “”progressives“” that is good . Progressives are the worst of America and the world .
They should send terror into the minds of every American especially those who parents/ relatives died to keep their ideas from American soil. But here they are in the middle of what used to be a great nation This is how low a nation goes when you remove the God of Heaven. And sit back and allow the children of the NAZi German war criminals that sit in every office of our entire government rule over us. The CIA brought over 250 of the very people who committed more atrocities than you can imagine upon people of all nations. They placed them in key positions NASA come to mind ?
It’s no wonder they want the one man that stands in their way of the total takeover of our freedoms
Out of the way. Their cruelty knows no bounds.
Wake up Americans . Do your research not AI or google searches. Pay attention to your own children that these people transformed into morons and wicked people through the controlled education system. Being born in the early 40’s gives me a better picture than you think !