In an unexpected twist that’s more surprising than a hole-in-one on a par five, Tiger Woods has announced his love for Vanessa Trump, sources have confirmed.
But it doesn’t stop there—Tiger has also declared that the next big event on the golf calendar, “The Match,” will feature himself and Vanessa’s daughter, Kai, teamed up against none other than former President Donald Trump and golf’s big hitter, Bryson DeChambeau.
The golf world is buzzing not just over Tiger’s new love interest, but also about the unprecedented family-plus-one dynamic set to play out on the greens. “It’s about bringing families together, and also a bit about settling who really runs the course,” Tiger quipped during the announcement, held at his home course in Jupiter, Florida.
Critics are already calling it “The Love Match,” while betting agencies are frantically setting odds not only on the winners, but also on who will have the most creative excuse if they lose. Golf enthusiasts and gossip columnists alike are marking their calendars for what might be dubbed the most watched golf game in history.
As of press time, President Trump was seen practicing putts in Mar-a-Lago’s ballroom, reportedly muttering, “This isn’t just a game, it’s personal,” while Vanessa was shopping for matching golf outfits for Tiger and Kai.
F A R C I C A L !!!! Sounds like a SNL audition.
I just lost all respect for her
Um, have you no knowledge of satire? You do understand Joe King right? Joking….
Satire is also a way of saying things that will not get you censored and removed
Go look up
Riverside Homestead and listen between those lines