Washington, D.C. — Governor Tim Walz and several top Democrats have reportedly been caught running a secret operation known as “Project Orange Mad Bad Sample” — a high-tech effort to record, splice, and remix President Trump’s and Karoline Leavitt’s voices into statements that sound scandalous, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the project began after Walz realized that simply lying wasn’t catchy enough.
“We needed a beat,” he said, holding what appeared to be a karaoke mic and a half-empty soy latte.
“The truth is what we make it — and Republicans are mean.”
The DNC “studio” reportedly features outdated Apple computers, a 2003 Auto-Tune license, and a glowing sign that reads “Facts Optional.”
Early leaked tracks include “Ballroom Bad (Remix)” and “Trump Said Pay No Troops (Misheard Edition).”
Karoline Leavitt responded by saying, “If Democrats spent half this energy doing their jobs instead of remixing my press briefings, we’d all be driving to work in gold-plated Teslas.”
As of press time, Walz, Hakeem Jeffries, and a confused Chuck Schumer were reportedly in the studio recording a new single titled “GOP Meanies 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
Tim Waltz aka Old Yellow Stain definitely needs a colonoscopy of all his financial assets and money laundering on how he became a multimillionaire on a government salary. He is so corrupt that a formal investigation needs to be conducted immediately. He should just stuff all the tampons in his mouth the taxpayers money he wasted. These are the people who you want representing you only stupid people keep voting for stupid democrats.
Typical dumbshit
I still laugh/cringe when I realize that Walz, Harris, AOC, Pelosi, Schumer, et.al. are the best and brightest of Democrat party. If they were a football team, they’d be the Jets.