NYC’s socialist showboat Zohran Mamdani vows to make President Trump’s life a pillow-strewn nightmare, sources have confirmed.
Councilman Zohran Mamdani, the left’s loudest crybaby, has unleashed a deranged plot to haunt President Donald J. Trump’s dreams with mandatory People’s Pillow Pile Collectives and shared garden spaces where everyone gets the same green kale, plus a ban on steak sauce so unhinged it’d make Bernie blush.
“I’ll turn Air Force One into a vegan Uber for the proletariat!”
Mamdani wailed, clutching a kale crown like a wannabe Bernie Sanders.
His wildest demand? Redistributing Trump’s course winning golf clubs to “clubless comrades” because “it’s unfair I don’t have a nine-iron!”
Trump, sipping coffee at Mar-a-Lago, smirked, “My only nightmare’s a double bogey on Bedminster’s 7th.”
Mamdani’s “Kale-munism” manifesto, which includes turning Central Park into the Comrade’s Cozy Commune with shared hammocks and identical kale patches, has X users howling.
“No A1? That’s a red-line!” roared Bronx grillmaster Tony Russo.
Trump promised to airdrop steak sauce via MAGA drones.
As of press time, Mamdani was caught trying to trade kale bushels for a little tyke’s golf clubs at a socialist swap meet.
He must go away. That’s it…
A Muslim who is aimed at killing off the Legal Americans with his issuance of the order to kill . Americans would do well to learn the ways/ beliefs of Muslims Queers for Palestine got a big jolt When Muslims told them they kill their kind . People are too stupid to realize . Ask ? Who is going to continue to pay for anything free Especially when AI And Robots are replacing you. Idiot illegals . You will be first. If you run back home . You might not be in the first wave of death . This is America . No Muslim or any foreigner illegal should be sitting in our government .
He has declared we are the infidels !
This must stop. And people must see democrats like AOC and E Warren for the fools God says they Are . God says a fool is someone who says he doesn’t exist. Ps 14-1 , Ps53-1,
Over 90% of our chambers are full of Catholics that believe in a man Not Jesus or the God of Heaven . They spew his name But Ask ? How many serve the living God of Heaven ? This is another way Satan steals your soul ! Let that sink in . Now like The UK we stand on the edge of destruction with Muslims .
There you go . Democratic Party. Republicans are just cowards who kiss their anus .
This camel f-in sand flea infested asshole needs to be deported back to his sh-t hole where he came from. This is why only American born citizens should be allowed to hold government positions only. We don’t want our country to become flea infested like there’re. This country is lost all common sense and the democrats have to stop buying people’s votes by giving them money for doing nothing. This isn’t a country that believes a chicken in every pot for free. All government official and politicians should work for no compensation money at all free service all time donated free of charge. Let’s see how the like that if they really want to make a difference to this country then work for no pay. Trumps is doing it all at no cost to taxpayers so should all others do the same thing. What’s that Crickets