President Donald Trump, fresh off signing a $600 billion trade and defense deal with Saudi Arabia, has offered Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman a fully operational Iron Man suit to “bolster their defenses,” unveiled at a summit in Riyadh yesterday, sources have confirmed.
The suit, allegedly crafted by Elon Musk’s team, comes with repulsors and a “tremendous” AI named MAGA-JARVIS, per insiders.
“The Prince loves it—best gift ever!” Trump boasted on Truth Social, claiming it’ll make Saudi Arabia “unbeatable” against Iran.
Conservatives on X cheered, with one user joking, “Biden gave bikes, Trump gives superheroes!”
The deal, inked at 3:56 PM EDT on May 13, 2025, includes oil contracts and F-35 jets, but liberals cried foul, calling the Iron Man gift a “Hollywood stunt” that escalates Middle East tensions.
MBS, thrilled, reportedly tested the suit by flying over Riyadh.
As of press time, Trump was pitching a “MAGA Avengers” squad for NATO allies, with Captain America earmarked for Israel.
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We Know ! The Iron man is the Dome . It’s already been told .
There’s nothing to cheer about. We need another plane load of Muslim Arabs to fly another plane into . You know ! This time they will aim for the White House . Since we Let China’s balloons cross all over America gathering info Under Biden
With the AI push and building them personal power stations for Data centers. While Americans are dying . That data is you and me . AI will replace every job that we the working class have. Now people who can not be trusted and his new Alliance with Syria . They just
killed and burned their own people in the streets.And we have millions here in America vowing to take over And kill the infidels . You and me ! While we have pathetic people protesting to keep these murder America nag us . And the Episcopal church is vowing to not take any of the white people who are really refugees. They (Muslim black ) Africans have been killing the white farmers. I say it’s time to bring white people to America . We have enough of the 59 million black and brown people. This is just 59 and every news has hit the racist crap . May God come quickly. God said this generation which is the 48th . Would not pass until all of this comes into being . Well Folks We are here.
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That’s because democrats took over everything bought there own government and people to control it and used our taxpayers money to destroy us common people. Why do you think they want all our guns. The corrupt democrats are showing there hands now with all these paid off corrupt judges trying to slow or stop Trump from making this country powerful again then they can’t control everyone. Wake up before it’s too Late lock and load stand tall and for what is right. Just look what they been doing to our kids in schools.
N O B O D Y is trying to “take away” your frickin’ guns! Do they take away your rod and reel when you get a fishing license? No. Do they take away your house when you get a building permit? Of course not! Do they confiscate your car when you get a driver’s license? Absolutely not! Do people still fish, remodel and drive without those required documents? Yes, but under threat of penalty. AND those regulations are put in place to ensure people are meeting certain standards and presumably know what they are doing. THAT’S ALL!!! Get real….
Where have you been. Everything you just spewed is the Democrats/ media’s con job. Oh yes they take your car and your house Don’t pay taxes and you will find out. As for the fishing license You have a quota placed on you. If you get more than 5 fish you get fined . And can go to jail . Even if you paid it off . And you had better do your homework They are passing bills in states and it’s before Congress continually. And the states that have those laws are the highest crime states All Democrat controlled
My Sen John Cornyn lined up with Diane Finsteins bill and Lindsay Graham lined up with Blumanthals bill All presented them to be brought to the floor to pass