Donald Trump has privately released a short list of people he’d consider taking on as Vice President that includes Florida Senator Marco Rubio, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance, and television personality Dog the Bounty Hunter, sources have confirmed.
“Love that Dog, hell of a guy,” said Trump, when asked about the famed bounty hunter’s rumored inclusion. “Great hair, great style, great attitude. He gets results. Maybe he could take me out on a motorcycle or something. You seen the size of those things? Those sons of bitches will go, I tell you. Anyway, Dog’s great, we’re great, and I think America will see some great things happening when we win in November.”
When contacted about the list, Dog the Bounty Hunter was receptive to the idea, although surprised as well.
“Oh, really?” he asked when informed of the news. “Yeah hell, let’s do it. That would probably put me in a good position to get a lot of ice off of the streets all over the country. Plus, I haven’t been on TV in the last few years, so it could be good for my career. I’m in, brother. Who’s ass do I gotta kick in the VP debate?”
As of press time, Trump and Dog the Bounty Hunter confirmed that if they don’t win the election they will collaborate on the coolest television show you’ve ever seen.
Uh NO! Ii do NOT see Dog the Bounty Hunter as a VP on any day! Sorry but NO!
Well I’m disappointed as can be that he didn’t pick Tulsi Gabbard. Out of everybody in the country I think she would have been the best one for the VP slot.
Get Real
Dog works for sure , really no joke.
I think Dog the Bounty Hunter would be more considered a publicity stunt for many, to get more votes and instead may hurtTrumps campaign. He needs someone with political experience that is liked by the people, especially in my state of Florida. Marco should be the man in my opinion.
I really wanted to see Tulsi Gabbard as his VP but she’s not even on the list!
I agree with you. Out of all the people she’s the only one that makes any sense to have as the VP. She would bring in all the those that have gotten discontented with the Democratic party she would bring in the undecided and the independent voters.
I agree with you. Out of all the people she’s the only one that makes any sense to have as the VP. She would bring in all the those that have gotten discontented with the Democratic party she would bring in the undecided and the independent voters.
Joe King is the author of this piece. Do I have to spell it out for you?
Amazing, isn’t it?
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The funniest thing about this article is some of the responses are more hilarious than the article itself.