D.O.G.E., the Department of Government Efficiency, exposed USAID funneling $5 million to Egypt for “home economics” classes teaching Molotov cocktail crafting, sources have confirmed.
The Elon Musk-less agency, sniffing through federal ledgers, uncovered grants labeled “Empowering Pyrotechnic Pastries,” funding Cairo workshops on bottle bombs disguised as cooking lessons.
Right-wing X posts erupted, slamming USAID for “spicing up Middle East chaos with taxpayer dollars.”
Insiders claim the program, greenlit by “woke bureaucrats,” aimed to empower youth but taught “flammable mixology.”
Egyptian officials deny it, insisting funds bought sewing machines, but D.O.G.E.’s dossier shows rags and petrol purchases.
GOP hawks demand audits, accusing the Biden admin of “arson diplomacy,” while libertarians cheer D.O.G.E.’s crusade against waste.
The scandal has MAGA meme-lords minting “FireD.O.G.E.” NFTs for “patriot BBQs.” USAID blamed a “translation error” for the fiery curriculum.
As of press time, D.O.G.E. was slashing budgets, tweeting “Much waste, wow,” while eyeing Pentagon falafel funds.
Typical democratic politics
We will never know the full extent of the damage these commie dummycraps have caused. I can’t understand how anyone can be against our hidden tax dollars going for bullshit as this, but we all know this is the communist parties hidden agenda to destroy America. Thanks to Musk and D.O.G.E. these mfers are being exposed. Now start naming names and agencies behind all this fraud, and if a few on the right fall also, then so be it.
It’s one thing to not know or see the proof of what the democrats have done .
But all of America knows now. And the $50 million to Hamas for rubbers was really a stretch for Muslims who never stop having sexAnd $93 billion that Bidens EPA put out the door without knowing who or where it was going in the 76 days between the day Trump won to the day he took office During that same time democrats were putting into office the 235 rogue judges Schumer just told it was to stop Trump and to stop him from giving Americans anything .
Americans are dying in our street while morons sit in the entire Democratic Party That has rapidly become the terrorists in our chambers.
Not one of them has even been contacted.
Politicians and judges think they rule over Americans . But they are about to find out Jan 6 was a party as to what Americans can do to them . Judges and politicians care more about the wee little feels msg of the billions they put into America to replace Americans with . Democrats are nothing but terrorists and murderers. That’s the platform they like be on
Americans it’s time to stoke the bear. That piss poor Patel and Bondi are plants of the deep state.
What scares me is our country is becoming less tolerant, more aggressive and just plain stupid! How can anyone with an IQ above 80 be against D.O.G. It’s your tax dollars funding terrorists!
Tolerance killed America!! It replaced good with everything evil ! Oh being tolerant is what caused this crap in the first place. They got rid of our Lord God in Heaven While we had to be tolerant of Allah . Muslims are here to kill off the infidels That’s Americans!
Every illegal has more rights than we do The Democrats kept on until the Illegal they wined and dined was brought back . How many Americans are dying while they take our money and keep this murderer up . And the Democrats entire platform is about the death of all Americans . It’s not illegals or Muslims that are getting abortions and dying in our streets from starvation
Then the tolerance that even preachers have for the Perverts That God clearly says no about.
Oh yes we as Americans will go to jail if we don’t tolerate blacks and illegals and murderers and stealing and Antifa And BLM . When in fact the biggest lie of all was slavery Blacks created slavery. Go look up Thomas Sowell the Black Professor explain this one. And all white people are rich ! And only anti- symetism is only for illegals and Jews When White people have been attacked by worse racism in America than any other group by the tolerant crowd.
Oh yeah tolerance ruined America. We bought into the lies and now we are about to be replaced by not only more illegals and blacks and now robots .
Throwing God out of America and killing his babies put Americans on the fast track to hell