Elizabeth Warren reportedly detonated into one of her signature “I missed my nap” tantrums after learning Warner Bros. might be sold, triggering mass panic throughout Democratic HQ, sources have confirmed.
Staffers described the meltdown as “part Animaniacs, part natural disaster,” with Warren stomping around like Yakko, Wakko, and Dot doing synchronized fits while an aide whispered, “Gee, Brain — what are we gonna do tonight?”
Another assistant, trembling, accidentally blurted,“Gosh Brain, then what’ll we do—oh sorry, I mean… GOSH MA’AM.”
Warren reportedly screamed that if Warner Bros. sells to neutral or right-leaning owners, Democrats will lose their “media guidance system,” leaving CNN unable to act as their emotional support news network.
Party officials fear that, without CNN running 24/7 panic programming, Democrats may be forced to interact with facts, or even worse, talk to voters without a script.
Chuck Schumer tried comforting Warren with herbal tea and a rerun of Don Lemon’s greatest meltdowns, while AOC suggested Congress invoke “emergency narrative protection powers.”
Critics note Democrats aren’t worried about journalism — just losing control of it.
As of press time… Warren was demanding Congress “legally prevent news outlets from being unfairly balanced.”
Our future leaders mentor!!???
Does this warrant a “STAND YOUR GROUND” rule.
Lactulose is in order, all around.
Americans Wake Up
There is absolutely not one thing funny or hilarious about this person! We are under attack by this woman and every single politician in America . After hearing and seeing with my own eyes what illegals/ Muslims have done to our nation. And democrats are working for them not you. Republicans just kiss their anus. It’s up to us to stop these people like her. We made this country Not one single politician or government did . They allow dangerous crap to be poured out of our skies. And the ridiculous FDA is rubber stamping plastic/ glued / bug filled food for us to eat ! Thank you George Bush. Your evil is filling our stomachs with the crap you started. By giving 5 chemical companies ( your rich friends ) our food . They allow the mass murderer Bill Gates to continue his vile death attacks. They continue to push AI to control you . And robots to insure you die. They allow the Chinese to produce the very meds you swallow. They gave America away. Now they expect us to let the vile illegals kill us. All of you had better actually listen to what this evil pathetic woman says ! . Every American is her main marked target of death. And destruction.
Both parties did this. I have watched this happen through my entire 80 yrs .
Democrats have always hidden behind the lie of being for the little man. Yep they truly are.
They make sure they murder the smallest most innocent among us .
This moron and her allies voted down over 12 times to open back up. They made sure soldiers did not get paid. Now they are calling on the gullible in our military to turn against this nation.Which by the way! Are you and I! And they have given themselves $2.2 billion for their personal security. If they were working for Americans would they need that ?
It’s time to give the 30 day order for every illegal to get out of this country or be Shot !
No matter how old or young they are . America is broke because of politicians and illegals. Illegals cost Americans over $1 trillion dollars a year for their upkeep. While Americans die .
They rape and kill and live off of us . Our children especially are being targeted by this idiot. While they do ungodly things to Americans. Especially children. It’s time to take America back.
Fight or we will be like Europe . And Canada . And because of the pervert half Black that destroyed this nation Americans are not only being attacked on our own soul. But abroad as well.
It doesn’t matter what Pocahontas Warren thinks or says she will be enjoying free hospitality accommodation in federal prison for all her corruption coming exposed really soon. Just another democrat multimillionaire on a government salary let her explain that to the American people.