If there’s one thing Karoline Leavitt has made crystal clear, it’s that she’s officially done pretending Minnesota’s Never-Ending Fraud Festival is complicated, sources have confirmed.
On Fox & Friends, Leavitt reportedly skipped the usual DC word salad and opted for interpretive clarity, explaining the scandal using visual aids, federal agents, and what aides described as “the facial expression you make when the numbers don’t lie but politicians do.”
According to the White House, Minnesota’s situation has evolved from “concerning” to “are you kidding me” to “why does every nonprofit have better parking than the Pentagon” and finally landing on a professional version of “WTF”
Federal agencies are now stacked deeper than a Walz apology tour, digging through programs that were allegedly meant to help the needy but somehow specialized in funding luxury SUVs and destination weddings.
Governor Tim Walz remains stunned.
Stunned that fraud happened on his watch, under his administration, inside his agencies, while he was holding the clipboard and nodding thoughtfully.
Meanwhile, Walz allies insist the real problem isn’t missing billions, but “citizen journalists,” who they claim may be AI-generated, imaginary, or summoned by conservative witchcraft.
In response, Karoline Leavitt, President Trump, and the White House have reportedly all agreed: enough’s enough, here come the handcuffs.
As of press time, citizen journalists were reportedly recording federal agents entering Minnesota officials’ offices with handcuffs.
Let it be so…for way to long and too many cases get overlooked or ignored. Take them to jail!
“Shocked!
Shocked, I tell you!
To find gambling has been going on in this establishment.”
“Your winnings, Sir”
The prosecutions the DOJ refers to were from 2022-2024 cases. Well before this DOJ took over. I still wonder if anything will be done on a large scale. The talking heads on CNN are shedding crocodile tears for the poor Somali day care centers being attacked by white supremacists. The media lies and coverups are so comprehensive one wonders how any of them sleep at night. Are they all sociopaths?
Handcuffs? No way, we go in with paper clips and gazillions of investigators. Congress questions everyone until they hope the public loses interest. Then they claim some really bad guys were caught by the paper we clipped and were cut terribly in the process! Hallelujah!😂
This idiot governor, Walz should be in handcuffs-but as unusual-nothing will happen. The Dumocrats are shocked??? BS. This idiot governor knew exactly what was going on and so did Omar-who should be kicked out of congress immediately. She is a nutcase and living the good life because of idiots in Minnesota. IF you came from another country you should NEVER be in the US congress. We have enough lying Dumocrats in the US already. KICK HER OUT AND CUT OFF HER CITIZENSHIP AND HER MONEY.
This idiot governor, Walz should be in handcuffs-but as unusual-nothing will happen. The Dumocrats are shocked??? BS. This idiot governor knew exactly what was going on and so did Omar-who should be kicked out of congress immediately. She is a nutcase and living the good life because of idiots in Minnesota. IF you came from another country you should NEVER be in the US congress. We have enough lying Dumocrats in the US already. KICK HER OUT AND CUT OFF HER CITIZENSHIP AND HER MONEY. NOW and I have not said it before –now post it. I am sure you are on the otherside!
professional version of “WTF” Love it!
If I’m Walt’s attorney the first thing I would do is bave him take an IQ test. The 73 he would get would make it impossible to prosecute. Someone pit this operation together. They need to be found, the $$ clawed back,useful idiots deported and the responsible parties left penniless and in prison.