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Anti-Musk Rally Drives Tesla’s Best Sales Day

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
March 8, 2025
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In a stunning turn of events, a large crowd of protesters gathered at a Tesla dealership in Lower Manhattan to voice their discontent with Elon Musk, only to end up buying every car on the lot, sources have confirmed.

The demonstration, intended to decry Musk’s recent business practices and Twitter escapades, paradoxically turned into a buying frenzy as protesters decided the best way to protest was by driving away in Tesla’s electric cars.



“Fight capitalism by fueling it, right?” joked one protester as he drove off in a brand new Model S, his protest sign still dangling from the rearview mirror. Organizers of the event seemed baffled but pleased, noting that their chant, “What do we want? Change! How do we get it? Tesla!” might have been taken a bit too literally.

The dealership, initially alarmed by the crowd, ended up having the best sales day in its history. “We support the right to protest,” said the dealership manager, “especially if it leads to record sales figures.”

As of press time, the group was reportedly planning a boycott of a local steakhouse by booking all the reservations for next Saturday.

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Comments 7

  1. William Van Raalte says:
    3 months ago

    And Elon Musk laughed all the way to the bank!!!!!

    Reply
  2. Joe Modarots says:
    3 months ago

    A very short time ago, liberals looked at Elon Musk as their lord and savior in the evangelistic battle to end the “existential threat” of “climate change.” Now, they are dumping their electric cars, and him ! Why ? Because he has the gaul to try to save everyone, not just” climate change” worshiping liberals like themselves ! Suddenly, stop driving Tesla’s ! Suddenly, screw Elon Musk ! Suddenly, “climate change” is no longer an “existential threat ?”
    Suddenly, the future survival of our planet be damned ?
    I’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face…
    But never cutting off your “climate change” savior to spite your carbon foot print !

    Reply
  3. Joe Modarots says:
    3 months ago

    Could it be that their liberal convictions are as mercurial as liberals are transparent ?
    Is Elon’s going to the “dark side” just an excuse to satisfy their hidden craving to again hear that unmistakable growl of grinding dead dinosaur bones through a Detroit made
    American 🇺🇸 V8 ?

    Reply
  4. Diaz says:
    3 months ago

    Libs hate Trump more than they hate climate change, more than they loved Elon Musk, more than they hate Islmic terrorism. They hate Trump so much, that they would slight kid with cancer. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

    Reply
    • 2004done says:
      3 months ago

      (lib is mental disorder) I’ll stick up for them: “They haven’t any ‘mental,’ only emotional” (you know the old rhyme: when God asked how they wanted their brains, they thought He said trains, so they ordered the scenic slow ones).

      Reply
  5. Pia says:
    3 months ago

    Liberal “logic” in action!

    Reply
  6. H Lee says:
    3 months ago

    Most of the “boycotts are nothing more than a handful of snake oil salemen blowing smoke and get about as much attention as graffiti by a hobo on the side of a train, or less.

    Reply

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