WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the government shutdown continues, following reports that Democrats triggered it after being told “no” , new details have emerged from inside the progressive caucus — sources have confirmed.
AOC and several of her colleagues have begun formal rehearsals for their signature response to future GOP budget rejections — the look of “shocked disbelief.”
Insiders say the sessions, dubbed “Theatrics for Democracy,” involve fainting drills, slow-motion floor collapses, and spontaneous cries of “fascism!” whenever someone utters the words “accountability,” “No,” “Trump,” or “cut.”
One aide described the atmosphere as “part drama class, part taxpayer-funded improv.”
Observers claim the exercises are designed to make sure Democratic constituents blame the GOP — because, as one strategist put it, “it has to be their fault.”
Senate sources report at least three emergency therapists were placed on standby after early rehearsals left one congresswoman “shaken by exposure to reality.”
Experts warn that unless Democrats receive immediate affirmation and the trillion dollars they’ve demanded in comfort funding, the shutdown could extend indefinitely.
Some fear a mass outbreak of TDS if President Trump mentions “budget responsibility” again.
As of press time, the group was seen lying on the Capitol steps, rehearsing dramatic gasps and drafting press releases blaming Republicans for gravity.
I know this is not true.
How ? Because one can tell she is as never corrected as a child And the Word no as never used . Besides that . She can’t even spell it .
That’s why she is in the party of the no word doesn’t exist
Democrats ice berg Titanic we all know how that ended. Start finding new careers your party lit the fuse and it going to explode in there faces. Game party over.
I think we should put the whole useless bunch on a one way mission to Saturn,