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Austin Spends $1M on Logo, Still Can’t Afford Streetlights That Work

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
September 6, 2025
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Austin Forces Residents Into $1M ‘Logo Acceptance Therapy’ After Woke Democrat Rebrand, Sources Have Confirmed.

In true woke fashion, Austin’s city council spent $1.1 million on a logo that looks like it was stolen from a Cracker Barrel placemat.



When residents mocked the design, leaders didn’t admit failure—they created “Logo Acceptance Therapy.”

Because when the Left wastes your money, the only solution is to make you love it.

Participants are herded into community centers where woke therapists chant about “equity” and “sustainable fonts.”

Attendees must meditate on the logo’s deeper meaning: unity, progress, and, somehow, a gender-neutral parking space.

Anyone who asks why the city didn’t just fix the roads is labeled a “far-right extremist.”

Republicans blasted the program as a distraction from the real issues—crime, inflation, and the fact that Austin looks more like San Francisco every day.

But Democrats hailed it as “the most important civic duty since mask mandates.”

One city official even bragged, “This isn’t just a logo. It’s who we are.” Which, to conservatives, sounds exactly like the problem.

As of press time, residents who refused to clap for the logo were reassigned to advanced therapy: painting Beto O’Rourke murals while reading new woke acceptance policies.

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Comments 6

  1. Sue says:
    6 months ago

    Democrat voters are the stupidest people ever keep letting them waste your money on garbage. You all want change but you keep voting the same useless democrats into power and your city and states are a cesspool. Wake up before it’s too late what has a democrat done for you in the last decade. Nothing but rape You. Never ever Trust a democrat ever again because they will open the borders wide open again and destroy our country.

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  2. Bill says:
    6 months ago

    Sounds like Austins city council needs to be deep sixed.
    Only woke empty heads would vote to spend $1.1 million for a
    logo. Democrats leave California and New York in droves because
    it’s too expensive to live there with the high taxes. Then vote for same
    crap they’re running from all over again.
    No one can ever convince me that clueless Wokes should be allowed to even vote!!!!!

    Reply
  3. pondman says:
    6 months ago

    Austin is considered a democrat Sh$$ hole of people fleeing California and bringing the ideas and philosophies that they left behind with them!

    Reply
  4. GSM says:
    6 months ago

    Austin is a disgrace to the state of Texas ! Anyone who has visited the So called Capital of Texas . Will agree it is as vile and wicked and filthy as LA/ DC/New York City/Atlanta etc: Houston is as bad !
    It smells like urine and feces . The homeless are using the water way through Town as their sewage spot. It looks like a bad Cartel town with stores lined up outside with racks of clothes in the streets And hippie Nazi symbols and colors of on old trailers lining the road leading up the hill to the Courthouse .
    Ever place Californians end up it’s worse than DC . They brought their ridiculous ideas with them . A fear that every place hates to see coming with them. They ruined their own state. So now they are killing the rest of the country. Now you know why California is ruined. Over half are New Yorkers and the rest are Illegals Same thing in Austin
    If it had not been for armed Texans arriving during the Antifa/BLM destruction. The mayor was planning on letting them do to our police and our town what they did to Portland and Seattle. Thank God for real Americans and Texans with force multipliers

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  5. Pia says:
    6 months ago

    Just wondering: have democrats been over-dosing on drugs so much that they have destroyed any and all brain cells they may have had?

    Reply
    • GSM says:
      6 months ago

      I guess what they overdosed on is Power. Being half of them are over 80 yrs old And have been there 50 yrs + The Democratic Party is run by the insane and the geriatric Alzheimer’s crowd . I for one hate to hear one open their lying lips . With the media’s helping Clinton and the democrats kill the people of Waco and Ruby Ridge That’s The day they ran right over all Americans. The sad part is The money they have is ours while we die in the streets And they put our military people on food stamps. Plus giving themselves. A $6000 raise . And as Americans luck would have it Republicans still doing their same anus kissing Only one law passed in 9 months . At this rate we might get 4
      Ya think that’s what they are making sure happens again?
      Power is as addictive as cocaine etc . And just listen to their rhetoric it’s about nothing but the destruction of Americans and this country. Democrats are the thieves that are involved with the NGO.s That is why they hate the light being shown in them. And it’s even more dangerous because parents have had it with their Satanic agendas on their children Just think your daughter goes to school today and comes home with a penis .
      I am sure glad my boys are grown men.

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