NEW JERSEY: Cory Booker entered emergency campaign theater mode after his Republican challenger told President Trump that America should finish...

INGLEWOOD, CA: A lost Ravens fan joined a senior citizen Broncos brawl Sunday after mistaking two retirees fighting over a...

LOS ANGELES: A Republican candidate touring Skid Row caused California officials to activate emergency hair gel reserves after suggesting homelessness...

PARIS: French student activists demanding better education accidentally produced overwhelming evidence for their cause after burning down the building where...

LONDON: Nigel Farage unveiled a foreign policy hotline that automatically replaces hold music with the sound of tariffs increasing whenever...

NEW YORK: DSA officials unveiled a Criminal Concierge Desk Saturday after discovering that “sanctuary city” did not come with complimentary...

MARYLAND: A progressive festival’s socialism booth collapsed Saturday after organizers attempted to redistribute one attendee’s camping chair, sources have confirmed....

WASHINGTON: Chuck Schumer declared he wasn’t going anywhere after fellow Democrats replaced his office door with a retirement community shuttle...

TEHRAN: Iran’s unseen Supreme Leader issued a message praising regime thugs Friday, prompting officials to insist the country was absolutely...

CHICAGO, IL: Obama Presidential Center leadership declared solidarity with exploited workers Thursday, then called security when those workers turned out...