Shutdown Negotiations Paused Turn Into K-5 Math Lesson for Schumer
Chuck Schumer reportedly caused a “legislative meltdown” this week after discovering that two plus two does not, in fact, equal...
Chuck Schumer reportedly caused a “legislative meltdown” this week after discovering that two plus two does not, in fact, equal...
Senator John Fetterman stunned Washington this week after admitting Democrats prolonged the government shutdown as a “national emotional healing sabbatical,”...
After Dodgers outfielder Teoscar Hernández reportedly fled his Milwaukee hotel in fear of a “spiritual encounter,” Senator Chuck Schumer arrived...
Psychologists have been working around the clock to treat what they’re calling “Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome” — a rare...
In what legal experts are calling “the most ambitious lawsuit of all time,” a federal judge has ruled that President...
ICE agents and members of the GOP have been left scratching their heads, sources have confirmed. Hundreds of unclothed protesters...
LOS ANGELES, CA — The highly annoyed CEO of Crowds on Demand — a company literally built on renting fake...
LOS ANGELES, CA — Musician and part-time political activist Neil Young announced he is pulling all of his music from...
ALBANY, NY — Federal investigators raided Letitia James’ office late Thursday, discovering what agents described as “a candlelit shrine to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chuck Schumer reportedly declared the ongoing government shutdown “fun for the whole party,” sources have confirmed. According...